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Urban F. Meyer (THE CLOSER)

Discussion in 'Buckeye Football' started by MD Buckeye, Aug 28, 2018.

  1. scarletmike

    scarletmike Researching the Magic!

    Holy shit, that speech...I've been pretty low the last few days and that immediately had me pumped up and wanting to run through a brick wall.

    Fuck That Team Up North, every damn day.
    lvbuckeye, calibuck, Thump and 13 others like this.
  2. pianobuck46

    pianobuck46 pianobuck46

    Wow. Finest coach ever to run out of the tunnel. I hope that "Mouth Hart" and that Higdon asshole saw it. Now......if DeWine will grow a pair and fire Drake and his ass lickers, Day should be fine.:urban2:
    Bestbuck36 and Buckeyebred97 like this.
  3. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

  4. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    Saw at 11W, Nevada said the USC thing was dead.

    They offered a kings ransom, he said no mainly because, as is true in most marriages, his wife said no.
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  5. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    So that’s the only reason? Did his wife make him quit Ohio State?

    Don’t answer that.
  6. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    she said no to coaching due to health

    11W article
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  7. CFPBuckeye

    CFPBuckeye Turned down a Harbaugh sleepover '17 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    You answered before my edit.
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  8. Nigel Tufnel

    Nigel Tufnel Choking on vomit

    Well if he can ever get his health in order, he’ll make a king’s ransom and then some at some place.
  9. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    4 years from now, Day has won all he can win at the college level and moves on to the NFL. Someone well versed in the science has cured whatever exactly the hell is wrong with Meyer's dome.

    He comes out of retirement to coach another 5 years before handpicking his next replacement.

    Mass suicides break out across the state up north.

    A man in south east PA dies of a schadenfreude priapism one happy mofo
  10. pianobuck46

    pianobuck46 pianobuck46

    Without the cyst, she would have fought like hell for him, and he'd still be there, Courtney Smith, McMurphy and Drake be damned. :urban2:
    kujirakira, buckeyeintn and Thump like this.
  11. OSU_Buckguy

    OSU_Buckguy Senior

    odd, though not terribly surprising, that courtney is mentioned but not zach. on the list of reasons that urban is no longer osu's coach, courtney is at least 20 spots below zach and 21 spots below urban.

    and if you're expecting a sportswriter or a university suit to report and clean up a mess to your liking, well...
  12. calibuck

    calibuck Too soon old, too late smart

    And that's what a good spouse does......hey, a thought.....does any BPer have contacts with an IVY school? Get them to recruit Drake as Prez, a 'promotion' for him, and tOSU can get a chancellor that can appreciate the marketing/economic clout that tOSU football is, and not only funds the most collegiate programs (NCAA eligible or not) for students, and also kicks in, what, $20 million to the general fund (not sure of the current amount), rather than leeching from the general fund. Go Bucks!
  13. Buckeye86

    Buckeye86 I do not choose to discuss it

    They brought Drake in because of his background in healthcare administration. The Wexner Medical Center produces about $3 billion in revenue for the University every year.

    Athletics is about $200 million in yearly revenue.
  14. LovelandBuckeye

    LovelandBuckeye You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM

    Yeah, but how many natties does the Wexner Medical Center have?

    Just kidding. $3 billion is awesome.
  15. pianobuck46

    pianobuck46 pianobuck46

    Nope, wasn't expecting that at all. They all covered their asses pretty well, thanks to ESPN'S false reporting. The sportswriters and suits are the reason things are the way they are. PC is the law of the day.

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