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Vatican updates its thou-shalt-not list

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AP: Vatican updates its thou-shalt-not list

Harvard grad, Senator, Vice President, Noble laureate... What's the next stop for Al Gore? Well, the Papacy, of course! After all, we all know that Al Gore invented the Ten Commandents! :biggrin:

Vatican updates its thou-shalt-not list

By FRANCES D'EMILIO,
Associated Press Writer1 hour, 48 minutes ago

In olden days, the deadly sins included lust, gluttony and greed. Now, the Catholic Church says pollution, mind-damaging drugs and genetic experiments are on its updated thou-shalt-not list. Also receiving fresh attention by the Vatican was social injustice, along the lines of the age-old maxim: "The rich get richer while the poor get poorer."

In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti, the head of the Apostolic Penitentiary, was asked by the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano what, in his opinion, are the "new sins."

He cited "violations of the basic rights of human nature" through genetic manipulation, drugs that "weaken the mind and cloud intelligence," and the imbalance between the rich and the poor.

"If yesterday sin had a rather individualistic dimension, today it has a weight, a resonance, that's especially social, rather than individual," said Girotti, whose office deals with matters of conscience and grants absolution.

It's not the first time that the Vatican has sought to put a modern spin on sin. Last year, the Vatican took on the problem of highway accidents, issuing a kind of "Ten Commandments" for drivers against the sins of road rage, alcohol abuse and even rudeness behind the wheel.

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OCBucksFan;1112983; said:
Well, I was pretty sure I was going to hell before this, now it's confirmed... meh, it's been a good run.

Can't be that bad... Anyboy know if Joe Hazlewood is Catholic? :evil:

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I suppose, then, that this confirms that the fires that rage in the underworld are indeed run using dirty fossil fuels?

Is hell dependent on foreign oil?

Does that mean that Dick Cheney IS the Devil?

Just askin'...
 
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Thou shalt not strap an 8 year old choir boy on like a plastic fuck doll. Did they miss that one?

Thou shalt not let medieval notions of sexuality interfere with wise public health measures that might save millions of lives in sub-Saharan Africa. Did they miss that one?
 
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