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Warning Labels

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by AKAK, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    These are pretty good....

    The best one I've seen is on a bottle opener I have... Its plastic, shaped like a beer glass with a Magnet...

    The warning label says:

    "For Seeing Only. Not for Eating.

    Made in China"

    I guess it ain't for opening beers neither...

  2. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    I have a pillow that says: "Not to be used for sleeping" WTF
  3. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    The best one I've seen is "Do not iron clothes while wearing them." :lol:
  4. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    That's good advice... I've actually seen a guy try to iron his collar while wearing a shirt... problem is, your collar is quite close to your neck... and sure 2nd degree burns...

    Of course... this guy wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...

    We once gave him 4 dollars, a Busch Light, 3 Camel Lights and 2 Marlboro Reds to swallow a goldfish....

    .... that had been dead for ten days.
  5. strohs

    strohs Go Bucks!

    Best I have ever heard of was a friend whose dad just bought a new lawn mower..
    the label warned "do not use on roof."
    Haha, what idiot actually tried that.

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