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What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

    questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Asskissing will put you over the top.

    :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
  2. RAMdrvr1

    RAMdrvr1 All Galaxy '14 NCAA Pick'em Champ

    Funny, but in too many cases, also true. :boohoo:
     
  3. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    pretty much sums up my company right now. :shake:
     
  4. KillerNut

    KillerNut Banned

    That is classic, I'm stealing it.
     
  5. buckeyebri

    buckeyebri Don’t Come Around Here No More....

    Couldn't be more true in a majority of the people I deal with on a day to day basis....
     
  6. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    What exactly is that supposed to mean, SpongeBuck?
     
  7. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    Buckeyes = 91
    wolverine = 123
     
  8. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Used that with my team today Loky
     
  9. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    I want to put it in my office but I'm affraid what my boss will say when he comes to town.... he's a big ass kisser. :ohwell:


    :osu:
     
  10. buckeyebri

    buckeyebri Don’t Come Around Here No More....

    Now did I say you BinM? Don't be so paranoid, sometimes it is a good thing to be in the minority......
     
  11. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    Paranoid! Who said I was paranoid?
     

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