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What have YOU done to beat Xichigan today?

JCOSU86

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  • I wore my Ohio State sweats to bed. Will fly the OSU flag all week. Changed my avatar and sig.

    And you?

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    Buckeye gear all week. The only thing I'm wearing that's blue is jeans, and that's only because they don't make them in Scarlet and Gray. Yesterday my son walked out of the bathroom and said "Dad, I just took a big *ichigan." I told him to go flush again to reach ann arbor, 'cuz it's a long way from DE.

    9:42 am on Nov. 23rd in Wilmington, DE, and *ichigan still sucks!
     
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    Ok so here is what I did.

    First I always take the week before The Game off to just celebrate it like it's Christmas because well, it's better than Christmas.

    This year however a certain group of fucking jizzbuckets have pissed me off so badly that I am not feeling it so I did what any redblooded American does when confronted with uncomfortable reality. I went off into daydream/fantasy land for a while to get my head right.

    First I dreamed that I was Sgt Barnes from Platoon, loose in the 'Shoe this past Saturday and got to go into the coaches box to set Lt Wolfe/Beck straight on the game plan he was calling:


    Then the other one is I didn't get up to the booth in time to stop the carnage but I got the sonofabitch in a room afterward and let him know that he had offended my family and a Shaolin/Buckeye temple


    Lastly, there was the one where Jessica Alba knocked on the door and needed to borrow some pancake batter but that one is just for me so I'm not sharing.

    Point is I'm over it....Going to start enjoying the week


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    Ok so here is what I did.

    First I always take the week before The Game off to just celebrate it like it's Christmas because well, it's better than Christmas.

    This year however a certain group of fucking jizzbuckets have pissed me off so badly that I am not feeling it so I did what any redblooded American does when confronted with uncomfortable reality. I went off into daydream/fantasy land for a while to get my head right.

    First I dreamed that I was Sgt Barnes from Platoon, loose in the 'Shoe this past Saturday and got to go into the coaches box to set Lt Wolfe/Beck straight on the game plan he was calling:


    Then the other one is I didn't get up to the booth in time to stop the carnage but I got the sonofabitch in a room afterward and let him know that he had offended my family and a Shaolin/Buckeye temple


    Lastly, there was the one where Jessica Alba knocked on the door and needed to borrow some pancake batter but that one is just for me so I'm not sharing.

    Point is I'm over it....Going to start enjoying the week




    fuck M*ch*gan


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    May not seem all that big a deal but blue suits/ties/socks are out of rotation this week. Nothing but grey with red ties. More effort will come but it's Monday and I had to start with something. And FUCK scUM...
     
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    My neighbor sent his kid over last night to specifically say "Go Blue". So I kicked the little shit out and this morning threw a raw egg at my neighbor. Hit him right in the chest. Had to go in and get changed for work and made his ass late and his kids late for school.

    Also cut the lock of a M*ch*g*n nut sucking dick farts locker at work and replaced it with an identical one. Guy has anger issues too. He was punching the locker and calling his wife for the combo. Never worked. Didn't say a thing. Think I'll take his name off his mailbox at work and replace it with a different name and fill it with folders and shit tonight.
     
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    I took a *ichigan so big at work, that the automated lights shut off while I was in the stall. My phone started ringing and my ringtone is "We don't give a damn for the whole state of *ichigan." Luckily it lit up while it rang and I found my way out. Can't say I set up that ringtone for this week though, I've had it for over a year.
     
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