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What is the worst name you've ever heard?

Why do you always steal my jokes? That's like, the tenth time, and I rarely, if ever, have something clever to say.
its ok...im thinking this one went over most peoples heads. but its still a top 10 simpson gag. number 1 on that list is the tree house of horror episode where willy dies. Homer sees the thermostat with a sign that reads:

Do not touch.
-Willy

He reads aloud, "Do not touch Willy....good advice." and cranks up the thermostat. :lol: fuckin high comedy right there.

ANYWAY...back on topic, i deal with a woman in Hong Kong named My Ho.
 
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Here is sort of a funny story that happened a couple months ago.

I have a friend who owns a software company, and the State of Ohio represents about 65% of their business. Anywhoo whenever I call him I use some crazy name like Harry Sachs, Pat McGroin, etc. His receptionist is a total airhead, and she never gets any of them.

On this particular day I called in as Craven Moorehead. She said one minute please. About a minute later my buddy picks up the phone and says "what the fuck are you doing" I just started laughing and he tells me he was in the conference room with about 20 big wigs from the state and a team of lawyers when his recpt. announced over the intercom "There's a Craven Moorehead on the phone for you"

He did not find the humor in it that I did. But apparently the people from the state thought it was hilarious and wanted to put me on the speaker phone.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
its ok...im thinking this one went over most peoples heads. but its still a top 10 simpson gag. number 1 on that list is the tree house of horror episode where willy dies. Homer sees the thermostat with a sign that reads:

Do not touch.
-Willy

He reads aloud, "Do not touch Willy....good advice." and cranks up the thermostat. :lol: fuckin high comedy right there.
They had the episode on a few days back where Homer decides to sell grease (I just thought of it because they steal Willy's retirement grease). One of my favorites lines ever is from that episode --

Homer: "Woohoo, 78 cents! We made 78 cents off of all that bacon!"

Bart: "But dad.. we spent 20 bucks on the packages of bacon to get that grease..."

Homer: "But son, your mom paid for that bacon."

Bart: "And mom gets her money from you..."

Homer: "And I get my money from grease!"
 
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http://swift4.he.net/~swift4/article.php?story=20040913105526400

<CENTER>A Reality Check on the Case for Kerry vs. the SwiftVets


</CENTER>Claim: This is simply a he-said, she-said story, with Kerry on one side and other observers on the other.


Fact: Many of the inconsistencies between accounts come from John Kerry himself. He has now given three conflicting accounts involving the Bay Hap River incident of March 13, 1969, when a mine exploded under one of five swift boats patrolling the river. It was this incident in which Kerry was awarded a Bronze Star and his third Purple Heart.

§ In eulogizing a crewmate (recorded in the Congressional Record), Kerry reported that it was his boat that struck an underwater mine and Jim Rassmann, the special operations soldier he fished out of the water, later fell off the boat when the boat turned.

§ Kerry no longer stands by this version and now agrees that it was the PC 3 boat, skippered by Dick Pees, that was badly damaged by an underwater mine.

§ In the version he presented during the Democrat National Convention, Kerry stated: "No man left behind," suggesting to the American people that he alone stayed on the river to rescue Mr. Rassmann while the other swift boats fled the scene. § Later, when forced to acknowledge the eyewitness testimony of fellow swift boat veterans, Kerry said that his boat actually did leave the scene, only to return later to retrieve Jim Rassmann from the water. Kerry acknowledged he was simply returning to where all the other boats stayed.
Not trying to turn this political, but that name in the middle of such a serious article leaves me chuckling to myself every time.
 
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My sister's boyfriend has the last name "Dick". His brother recently got married to a girl named "Dreama". So now her married name is Dreama Dick, makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

I also used to work with a guy from London named "Mike Hunt"... Apparantly he had never seen Porky's...
 
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Orpheus Roye for the Cleveland Browns has to be one of the badest MoFo's out there with a name like that. I bet he's heard every proctology joke there is.

Cletidus Hunt for GreenBay .. too close to other names for me to even look him in the face without a smile and not of gotten a punch or two.

Landon Johnson for the Bengels still I think. I mean comon MOM !!!

Chris Liwienski always wanted to ask him if he was at the whitehouse but he's big and nasty. I know bad joke.
 
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I worked in my off-duty time as a doorman for a '50s-'60s style dance club called Studebaker's back in 1990s, and I once carded a girl of Chinese ancestry whose name was, no shit, "Heidi Ho". I let her into the club for free...
 
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