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Re: You don’t know his name
His name is Bruce McGill
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Re: You don’t know his name
His name is Bruce McGill
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Wrong glass, Sir.
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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.'
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Blazing Saddles:
Lillie Von Schtuppe:
Is it true what they say about you?
IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!
Sherrif Bart:
Uh, you're sucking my elbow.
Lillie Von Schtuppe:
Is it true what they say about you?
IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!
Sherrif Bart:
Uh, you're sucking my elbow.
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Abenaki
Ohio against the world.
I know the title is Favorite "Movie Lines", but as I mentioned in the TV thread, we're rewatching Ted Lasso and I've been thinking about this scene a lot. Minor spoilers?
Ted Lasso: Mae... what do I need to win?
Mae: Two triple 20's and a bullseye.
Rupert Mannion: [chuckles] Good luck.
[pause]
Ted Lasso: You know, Rupert, guys have underestimated me my entire life. And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me. But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. It said, "Be curious, not judgmental." I like that.
[throws a dart and hits his first triple 20]
Ted Lasso: So I get back in my car and I'm driving to work, and all of a sudden it hits me. All them fellas that used to belittle me, not a single one of them were curious. You know, they thought they had everything all figured out. So they judged everything, and they judged everyone. And I realized that their underestimating me... who I was had nothing to do with it. 'Cause if they were curious, they would've asked questions. You know? Like, "Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?"
[throws another dart and hits his second triple 20]
Ted Lasso: To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir. Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father, from age 10 until I was 16 when he passed away."
[beat]
Ted Lasso: Barbecue sauce.
[throws his third dart and hits the bullseye; crowd cheers wildly]
Ted Lasso: Good game, Rupert.
Mae: Two triple 20's and a bullseye.
Rupert Mannion: [chuckles] Good luck.
[pause]
Ted Lasso: You know, Rupert, guys have underestimated me my entire life. And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me. But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. It said, "Be curious, not judgmental." I like that.
[throws a dart and hits his first triple 20]
Ted Lasso: So I get back in my car and I'm driving to work, and all of a sudden it hits me. All them fellas that used to belittle me, not a single one of them were curious. You know, they thought they had everything all figured out. So they judged everything, and they judged everyone. And I realized that their underestimating me... who I was had nothing to do with it. 'Cause if they were curious, they would've asked questions. You know? Like, "Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?"
[throws another dart and hits his second triple 20]
Ted Lasso: To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir. Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father, from age 10 until I was 16 when he passed away."
[beat]
Ted Lasso: Barbecue sauce.
[throws his third dart and hits the bullseye; crowd cheers wildly]
Ted Lasso: Good game, Rupert.
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