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What should I do?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by wolfamngstsheep, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. What should I do? (Edit Part II)

    I'm not sober right now. My lab partner who happens to be a fine ass soroirty girl wants to hook up later, I'm so not sober I almost wrote a long article giving buckeyes mad props. What should I do, should I mess around with this girl, jeporadizing the good working relationship we have, (since we have a final team project coming up!) Since I'm not drunk but not sober I will admit the my canes have one of if not THE worst fan bases in college football. WHAT SHOULD I DO??

    P.S I apologize for this lame post but I'm really torn on if I should make a move or not, reading from the Romper Room Max whatever his name is post you guys sound like some Ron Jeremeys.
     
    Last edited: May 31, 2004
  2. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    Throw the smoke to her and forget about unimportant things like friendships and an education.


    You can always go back to school and meet people, but how many chances are you going to have to hump a fine ass sorority girl?

    Shame on you for asking such a dumb question....:wink:
     
  3. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    Yeah, honestly. If she's (a) fine and (b) in a sorority, then I say nuts to class. Class schmass. Classes come and go. Fail it once, take it next quarter. Failing to bag a piece of ass is far more devastating in my opinion.

    Frankly, I'm surprised this is an issue for you at all, Wolf.
     
  4. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Failing to bag a piece of ass is far more devastating in my opinion.

    Frankly, I'm surprised this is an issue for you at all, Wolf.


    Actually, wolf is taking the first step to thinking with the head on the top of his neck vice the one at the end of his dick. Poon is poon. Falling behind in classes can cause you to delay graduating, and thus cost you tons of money in additional education costs and the lost salary you would otherwise be getting by working a full-time job vice being a student. Poon will always be there. Always.
     
  5. daddyphatsacs

    daddyphatsacs Let the cards fall... Staff Member

    Tag her occasionally from now till the end of the semester, then cut off all ties after that class is completed. It's a win-win situation.
     
  6. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    Whoa. That post is just classic. I'm going to copy it and paste it here for posterity. I think you might delete it once you regain your senses ... and we can't have that! I especially like this sentence "Since I'm not drunk but not sober I will admit the my canes have one of if not THE worst fan bases in college football."

    BTW, what kind of alcohol are you drinking? I sounds like you are gaining MORE of a conscience with drinking and have less of a conscience when sober!?!?! What kind of alcohol does that? Do what you think best but ... I guarantee you she's not the only "fine ass soroirty girl". There are PLENTY of others. Now, she may be the only "fine ass soroirty girl" that wants to get with YOU, that might change things. If that's the case, better nail it. :biggrin:

    Oh, and I'm just messin around with you Wolf. Keep us updated.




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    What should I do?
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    I'm not sober right now. My lab partner who happens to be a fine ass soroirty girl wants to hook up later, I'm so not sober I almost wrote a long article giving buckeyes mad props. What should I do, should I mess around with this girl, jeporadizing the good working relationship we have, (since we have a final team project coming up!) Since I'm not drunk but not sober I will admit the my canes have one of if not THE worst fan bases in college football. WHAT SHOULD I DO??

    P.S I apologize for this lame post but I'm really torn on if I should make a move or not, reading from the Romper Room Max whatever his name is post you guys sound like some Ron Jeremeys.
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    SHAKE IT LIKE MY AVATAR!
     
  7. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    give her some tlc... just don't be an a** the next day... he she comes back for more/wants to get into a relationship, that is your call.... the only way I see things blowing up in class, is if you two sleep together, and the next day you act like a prick....

    Class is a great way to meet ladies... who knows this could be your future wife :tongue2: ... laugh all you want, I met my wife simply because she needed a last min. date for a date party, and her friends suggested me... we met, enjoyed being around each other. She agreed I'd be a good date for the date party... next thing I know, I've been dating her for several years, and then we are married... at the time we met, neither of us were looking nor wanted a bf/gf... funny how things work out....
     
  8. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Hit it.
     
  9. jcfiesta

    jcfiesta Rookie

    wrap it or slap it? I think I'm with the majority. A good sex partner is more valuable than a good acedemic partner.
     
  10. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    make sure you videotape it....that way if she tries to throw a femmy fit later.....you have leverage over her.....

    nothing will bring a woman back to reality quicker than the "ive got pictures" statement....
     
  11. Woody1968

    Woody1968 Agent Provocateur

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    nfm

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    nfm
     
  12. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    So what happened Wolf?
     
  13. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.

    Pass the class. Most college campus' have a plentiful supply of quality ass. If you have any game at all, you can tap a quality piece, without jeopardizing your academic career.
     
  14. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    Normally I would try and backpedal here. I'd cite my own words, pointing out the (to me) readily apparent sarcasm laid within them, and agree with what is clearly the more sensible side of the 'argument.' For whatever reason, I don't feel like doing that. The attempts I've made at being openly flippant seem consistently to not be taken as such, so I'm just going to argue my 'real position' here until I fall dead from malnourishment and exhaustion, after which you can all rejoice and violate my corpse in ways that nature never intended.


    Thinking with one head over another with any kind of regular frequency is problematic however you look at it. Sure, one could argue (as you have, Mili) that taking the path of intelligence here is more responsible and ultimately more fruitful than simply forgetting about school and 'bagging a piece of ass.' Moreover, it is of no doubt whatsoever that 'poon' is everpresent, even if the opportunity to get said 'poon' is never so extant as it is during a man's younger days.

    But how is it that we as humans enrich ourselves? Is it in the avoidance of 'additional education costs'? Is it in the greater salaries we earn by working our absolute hardest? I would wager that people derive infinitely more joy from leisure than they do from labor. If one man is the ant and another is the grasshopper, and they each spend their lives in corresponding pursuits, the ant is sure to have the last laugh. On the other hand, wouldn't it be fair to say that the laughs had by the grasshopper in all of the days from this to the very last would - at the very least - equal that so-cherished final chortle? Probably not warm enough an idea to sustain the grasshopper once winter comes, but if at the end of the day a man is left only with his memories, who truly laughs last?

    Entering inevitably into this discussion must be the concept of an afterlife, or a life lived with god. Puritans led lives of austere chastity and deprivation because to them, indulging in Earthly, ah... ...vices, yes that's it. Because indulging in Earthly vices would spoil any chance of having quality time with god. I suppose this is as legitimate a way of looking at things as any - especially if it turns out that there is a god, and even more so if that god truly has issues with us spurning responsibility to hump a rump as fine as wolf professes this girl's to be. I guess it's the optimist in me that wants to think a god would understand, sympathize with, and eventually forgive such transgressions, but that probably won't help my case when I'm sent to hell for being foolish and racking up too much federal loan debt.

    In summation, I think the wisest play, wolf, is to delegate responsibility to each of your two heads in a ratio that suits you as a person. If you're of a gifted sort, and can afford to say, "Fuck class," every once in a while and still graduate in the prescribed 4-5 years, then maybe the ratio is swayed more heavily towards the Southern head. And vice versa. However you choose to play it, I wish you the best of luck, and godspeed.
     
  15. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    Gentlemen

    I think the one thing that has been ignored is the young lady seems to leading wolf to this situation. I once dated a woman wiser than myself that told me, "Men think they will be having sex, woman know".

    Wolf if you are going to do it you had better do it well. In today's society you just may end up working for that young lady down the road. Talk about pay for performance.:)
     

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