MililaniBuckeye said:
Actually, wolf is taking the first step to thinking with the head on the top of his neck vice the one at the end of his dick. Poon is poon. Falling behind in classes can cause you to delay graduating, and thus cost you tons of money in additional education costs and the lost salary you would otherwise be getting by working a full-time job vice being a student. Poon will always be there. Always.
Normally I would try and backpedal here. I'd cite my own words, pointing out the (to me) readily apparent sarcasm laid within them, and agree with what is clearly the more sensible side of the 'argument.' For whatever reason, I don't feel like doing that. The attempts I've made at being openly flippant seem consistently to not be taken as such, so I'm just going to argue my 'real position' here until I fall dead from malnourishment and exhaustion, after which you can all rejoice and violate my corpse in ways that nature never intended.
Thinking with one head over another with any kind of regular frequency is problematic however you look at it. Sure, one could argue (as you have, Mili) that taking the path of intelligence here is more responsible and ultimately more fruitful than simply forgetting about school and 'bagging a piece of ass.' Moreover, it is of no doubt whatsoever that 'poon' is everpresent, even if the opportunity to get said 'poon' is never so extant as it is during a man's younger days.
But how is it that we as humans enrich ourselves? Is it in the avoidance of 'additional education costs'? Is it in the greater salaries we earn by working our absolute hardest? I would wager that people derive infinitely more joy from leisure than they do from labor. If one man is the ant and another is the grasshopper, and they each spend their lives in corresponding pursuits, the ant is sure to have the last laugh. On the other hand, wouldn't it be fair to say that the laughs had by the grasshopper in all of the days from this to the very last would - at the very least - equal that so-cherished final chortle? Probably not warm enough an idea to sustain the grasshopper once winter comes, but if at the end of the day a man is left only with his memories, who
truly laughs last?
Entering inevitably into this discussion must be the concept of an afterlife, or a life lived with god. Puritans led lives of austere chastity and deprivation because to them, indulging in Earthly, ah... ...vices, yes that's it. Because indulging in Earthly vices would spoil any chance of having quality time with god. I suppose this is as legitimate a way of looking at things as any - especially if it turns out that there is a god, and even more so if that god truly has issues with us spurning responsibility to hump a rump as fine as wolf professes this girl's to be. I guess it's the optimist in me that wants to think a god would understand, sympathize with, and eventually forgive such transgressions, but that probably won't help my case when I'm sent to hell for being foolish and racking up too much federal loan debt.
In summation, I think the wisest play, wolf, is to delegate responsibility to each of your two heads in a ratio that suits you as a person. If you're of a gifted sort, and can afford to say, "Fuck class," every once in a while and still graduate in the prescribed 4-5 years, then maybe the ratio is swayed more heavily towards the Southern head. And vice versa. However you choose to play it, I wish you the best of luck, and godspeed.
