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What the hell happen to just plain beer!

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  • Anheuser-Busch Launches Souped-Up Beer
    <!-- IMAGE --><!-- PHOTO IMAGE LINK --><SCRIPT language=JavaScript> document.write('<a href="/article/pho?guid=20050125/3d002fc0_3ca7_155272005-01-251321120083'+sendPath+'" />'); </SCRIPT> This undated image released by Anheuser-Busch Cos., shows its a new "brew" to go head-to-head with classic mixed drinks _ traditional suds spiked with caffeine, fruit flavoring, herbal guarana and ginseng.

    January 26, 2005 11:25 AM EST
    ST. LOUIS - Going against the grain in courting the young cocktail crowd, beermaker Anheuser-Busch Cos. is launching a new "brew" to go head-to-head with classic mixed drinks - traditional suds spiked with caffeine, fruit flavoring, herbal guarana and ginseng.

    The world's largest brewer's nationwide rollout this week of B-to-the-E - the "B" standing for beer, the "E" for something "extra" and shown as an exponent of B - came as beermakers look to piggyback strides liquor companies have made in luring young consumers to flavored and mixed drinks.

    Anheuser-Busch test marketed B-to-the-E from in the fall, eventually assessing in 55 U.S. cities whether the new "beer" appealed to 20-something consumers craving something zippy in their highly social, fast-paced lifestyles.

    "It's producing a lot of excitement for this beer category in that consumers and bartenders are not looking at this as a typical beer," in many cases with B-to-the-E served over ice, said Dawn Roepke, the St. Louis-based brewer's brand manager of new-product development. "It's going right up against mixed drinks."

    She declined to reveal sales data.

    Slightly sweet but tart and coming in the aromas of blackberry, raspberry and cherry, B-to-the-E is to be marketed toward "active 21- to 27-year-old experimenters looking for new tastes and options."

    B-to-the-E comes against the backdrop of the company's existing line of Bacardi liquor-branded flavored malt beverages - or malternatives - and the ever-increasing line of alcohol-free energy drinks, often used as mixers in clubs.

    Anheuser-Busch - maker of Budweiser, Bud Light and low-carb Michelob Ultra beers - trumpets itself as the first major brewer to infuse beer with caffeine, ginseng and guarana, the latter a caffeine-bearing herb used in a popular Brazilian soft drink.

    Anheuser-Busch said each can of B-to-the-E packs 17 grams of carbohydrates, along with 4.5 percent alcohol by volume, 54 milligrams of caffeine and 145 calories. By comparison, Anheuser-Busch's Bacardi Silver Low-Carb Black Cherry has 2.6 grams of carbs and 96 calories per 12-ounce serving.

    Before taxes, B-to-the-E generally will fetch $1.29 for a single can, $4.99 for a four-pack of 10-ounce cans, Roepke said. A bottled version is to arrive by the end of February, she said.

    Rival Miller Brewing Co. has no immediate plans for a similar product, but "certainly we'll follow the results of the product and be keeping a close eye on it," spokesman Pete Marino said. Colorado-based Adolph Coors Co. did not return calls for comment.
     
    B-to-the-E is to be marketed toward "active 21- to 27-year-old experimenters looking for new tastes and options."
    Wow, I've never seen so much dancing around the g-a-y word in all my life.

    They might as well have said, "B-to-the-E is to be marketed toward people who prefer turtlenecks and track lighting."

    This is just another step in the pussification of the American drinker. This shit is just as lame as Mich Ultra or Bud Light.

    When I walk into a bar, I can usually tell right away who the pussies are. Now, apparently, some of them will be holding signs.
     
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    The funny thing is, a real gay guy wouldn't be caught dead with that shit just like any other self-respecting man.

    When I say this is gay, I mean spending-your-entire-paycheck-tuning-up-your-Honda-Civic, listening to Linkin Park and Eminem, taking-supplements-but-not-even-lifting gay. I'm talkin' oldest-guy-in-the-club gay. Atkins Diet gay. Abercrombie gay. Trucker hat gay, but not truck stop gay.

    strohs said:
    Understatement of the year.
    This the gayest, most homosexual, fag-o-licious thing I have ever seen.
    Beer = male.
    Whiskey = male.
    B^e = Gay
    You can add to that list:

    Any "shot" containing anything under 80 proof = gay (for males)
     
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