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Whats the Dumbest thing you've done....

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Thought I was dead moment.....

1995 at the whore house in AA.....me, lifelong friend (former player) and our two steady girlfriends (he later married his).....all of us on the golf course by 9am...3 drinking heavily (i was driving home so i stayed sober)....my buddies girlfriend (a good italian girl) had almost an entire fifth of stoly's in her by 11.....

we get to the hellhole of a stadium and buy 4 cokes and sneak to the side to pour our little airline bottles of alcohol into the cokes....then we proceed to our seats....

well....i was the only one who had ever been to that stadium before and the others were not prepared for the six inches of space between seats they were about to navigate....

our seats (4 together) were in the scum section and for some stupid reason we let the completely wasted girlfriend carry the 4 cokes on one of those cardboard tray things....so the four of us in our S&G gear are working our way down the aisle....we make it to our seats....still 10 minutes to kickoff...

then....when the italian girlfriend goes to sit down.....BAM....down go the drinks....direct hit on the tops of the two large college guys unlucky enough to be seated directly infront of an inebriated italian.....they are literally drenched in coke, alcohol and ice....i froze, sure it was all over....

the immediate look of shock and anger on their faces when they turned around was truly frightening.....you know they saw us coming.....fortunately, my buddies now wife was soooo hot that the guys quickly calmed and all was well......they turned out to be great guys and were fun to be around throughout the game....

but, i really thought it was over for a minute...
 
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Good God there are so many, I don't know where to begin. There were many a dumb-ass things between 2002 and 2003. After the Wisky game in 02, my buddies and I, all 8 of us, did keg stands for 2 hours straight after the game till we polished off our keg. My roommate did an "Unassisted Keg Stand, which was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Then we found some weird ass Bee costume, so I got butt naked and ran around in the bee costume. Believe me it wasn't pretty. After the NC game, we were at our friends' house again (we got kegs and watched all the away games there) to watch the game while they were in Tempe at the game. We completely trashed their house. Beer was everywhere, chili was spilled in rooms i don't even remember people being in, my friend honked in the bathroom sink. Anyways, after the game, the floor was so drenched in champagne and beer, I did a slip in slide across their living room floor. I was soaked from head to toe in beer funk and God knows what else. When Evans caught that TD against us in the 03 Wisky game I flung my head back and dented the hell out of our wall, thankfully had been drinking since 830 am so I didnt feel it. Oh, in 2001 when we beat the Illini in a last second B-Ball game, my friend and I were drinking 40s of Mickey's and started jumping all over the place. I accidentally hit his arm while he was drinking and chipped his tooth. I quit my job after the 01 Purdue game after a liter of 100 proof SoCo and some more of the 70 proof. Called my boss to tell him I wouldnt be able to work in the morning, and just said "fuck it, I quit". I was so shit canned they thought I was another guy I worked with. Anyone notice a pattern with the drinking???
 
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Someone can help me with the year but it was the 1970's? MSU game where it looked like OSU scored at the end but it was called back on an offsides penalty.
When they scored I jumped up throwing both fists in the air and punched a hole in my friends ceiling.
His dad did not fix it for years alway telling everybody about the time that crazy neighborhood kid punched the hole in the ceiling over some touchdown Ohio State did not score.
 
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