ImFrigginFly
O-H!
They couldn't have gone far. They were transported from our feet, to a laundry hamper, to a washer, to a dryer, and perhaps back to a hamper before getting sorted for replacement back in our drawers. However, these rascally, smallest pieces of clothing we wear (banana hammock wearers are in the minority for that particular detail) seem to disappear forever.
Who or what is to blame? The Sock Eating Laundry Monster? Who has all of our socks? The perpetrator either has no fashion/comfort sense or a futuristic sense of such, to be wearing unmatching socks, or even just one sock. And why socks? Every once in a while I'll find a few washed dollars in my pants pocket, why not take that? Or is that this beast's way of reimbursing us? Could this thief be, in fact, a charitable one?
In any event, I know I can not be the only one that demands answers.
Thoughts?
Who or what is to blame? The Sock Eating Laundry Monster? Who has all of our socks? The perpetrator either has no fashion/comfort sense or a futuristic sense of such, to be wearing unmatching socks, or even just one sock. And why socks? Every once in a while I'll find a few washed dollars in my pants pocket, why not take that? Or is that this beast's way of reimbursing us? Could this thief be, in fact, a charitable one?
In any event, I know I can not be the only one that demands answers.
Thoughts?