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Where in the World is LordJeffBuck (part 2)

Could you possibly be drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vics? If so I assume you hair is perfect
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That's exactly what I was doing last night. And my hair, of course, was perfect.

I am staying at the London Hilton on Park Lane. As soon as I walked through the door, I saw Trader Vic's on my left and the lyrics to "Werewolves of London" popped into my ("I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.") So I just had to have a pina colada, even though I don't like them (claret & real ale for me).
 
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WINNER!!!

That's exactly what I was doing last night. And my hair, of course, was perfect.

I am staying at the London Hilton on Park Lane. As soon as I walked through the door, I saw Trader Vic's on my left and the lyrics to "Werewolves of London" popped into my ("I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.") So I just had to have a pina colada, even though I don't like them (claret & real ale for me).

Afterwards, I highly suggest you find your way down to Duke's Hotel in St James for a proper drink. Best bar in the world.
 
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WINNER!!!

That's exactly what I was doing last night. And my hair, of course, was perfect.

I am staying at the London Hilton on Park Lane. As soon as I walked through the door, I saw Trader Vic's on my left and the lyrics to "Werewolves of London" popped into my ("I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.") So I just had to have a pina colada, even though I don't like them (claret & real ale for me).

pfft. Bor-ring! I'm going to keep guessing.

You're going off the rails on a crazy train?
You're sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent?
You're making love in the afternoon with Cecilia, up in your bedroom?
You're a dude, lookin' like a lady? Okay, I don't have a place for that one. I guess I should have something like "Love in an elevator."
You're showing a princess the world, on a magic carpet ride?
 
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