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Why do Hooters Girls Wear Tights?

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Tits McGee

Tits McGee

...Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee
The little shorts would be alot cooler if they weren't wearing pants underneath... :(

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McGee;1338011;]The little shorts would be alot cooler if they weren't wearing pants underneath... :(

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The bottoms in general need an update. Too 80s for my tastes.

Something like this in orange would be nice.
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And the legwarmers can go too.
 
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I've been to about twenty five different Hooters. All but one glorious location wore tights. Omaha, Nebraska was tights free. Well, my waitress "Chunky Butt" didn't have tights on. Well, she may have, but I got really drunk in there, and I wasn't 21. Her but wasn't chunky at all.

Chunky Butt...If you're reading this...I still love you.
 
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LoKyBuckeye;1338825; said:
really? you? no.....
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I got some other tOSU fan cut off at the Hooters in Warner Robins Ga the night of the ND Fiesta Bowl. That was the last time I've drank during a game. I had like fifteen 32oz. drafts. I was on twelve or so, and the manager comes over and tells the Buckeye next to me that he's had enough. The guy is with his kids and wife, and he's like "I only had two drinks...am I causing a problem?" The manager seems irritated, and says "Sir, you've had more than two, I can assure you that"...So I realize he's made a mistake, and I was the intended victim of this facist oppression. I signal a waitress and ask for two more beers. That way, if they realize the mistake...it's already too late.
 
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I checked into my "A" school in Pensacola less than a week before the Marine Corps Ball.

In short order I was informed that I was going to need to find a date to the Ball.

Where the hell am I going to find a date in a city I've never been to in the next couple of days?

We're going to Hooters!

Mission Accomplished.
 
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Oh8ch;1338588; said:
I once was seated in Hooters at the table next to the ice machine when the ice machine was almost empty.

It was one of the greatest days of my life.
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Indeed. I've had a similar experience.

Of course, I had a another experience. We were in Fort Lauderdale, and we were pretty ripped. Our waitress had an ass to die for, and she kept standing with her back to us talking to the old guy at the next table. Naturally, given our state at the time, we were checking her out and what not. Her father, as it turned out, was not amused.
 
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