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Why do Hooters Girls Wear Tights?

Discussion in 'Philosophical Musings' started by Tits McGee, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. Tits McGee

    Tits McGee ...Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee

    The little shorts would be alot cooler if they weren't wearing pants underneath... :(

  2. mross34

    mross34 Rock, Flag, and Eagle

    The bottoms in general need an update. Too 80s for my tastes.

    Something like this in orange would be nice.

    And the legwarmers can go too.
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2008
  3. Ttown

    Ttown WTH is an Illini? Dead goose?

    Because I can't my hand up underneath the tights . :(
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  4. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    I once was seated in Hooters at the table next to the ice machine when the ice machine was almost empty.

    It was one of the greatest days of my life.
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    BUCKYLE Washed

    I've been to about twenty five different Hooters. All but one glorious location wore tights. Omaha, Nebraska was tights free. Well, my waitress "Chunky Butt" didn't have tights on. Well, she may have, but I got really drunk in there, and I wasn't 21. Her but wasn't chunky at all.

    Chunky Butt...If you're reading this...I still love you.
  6. Master Rick

    Master Rick I like balls

    I love you too Bleeding Anus.

    BUCKYLE Washed

    I'm not gonna lie. You've really let yourself go since Omaha. I must've been fucking hammered.
  8. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    really? you? no.....
  9. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    Why do Hooters Girls Wear Tights?
    A better look at the camel toe:groove:

    BUCKYLE Washed

    I got some other tOSU fan cut off at the Hooters in Warner Robins Ga the night of the ND Fiesta Bowl. That was the last time I've drank during a game. I had like fifteen 32oz. drafts. I was on twelve or so, and the manager comes over and tells the Buckeye next to me that he's had enough. The guy is with his kids and wife, and he's like "I only had two I causing a problem?" The manager seems irritated, and says "Sir, you've had more than two, I can assure you that"...So I realize he's made a mistake, and I was the intended victim of this facist oppression. I signal a waitress and ask for two more beers. That way, if they realize the's already too late.
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  11. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    Why do they wear clothes at all?
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  12. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  13. JimsSweaterVest

    JimsSweaterVest Retired!

    I think everyone agrees that you have to post more pictures to make your point!
  14. Muck

    Muck Enjoy Every Sandwich Staff Member

    I checked into my "A" school in Pensacola less than a week before the Marine Corps Ball.

    In short order I was informed that I was going to need to find a date to the Ball.

    Where the hell am I going to find a date in a city I've never been to in the next couple of days?

    We're going to Hooters!

    Mission Accomplished.
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2009
  15. Jake

    Jake couch coach fucktard

    Indeed. I've had a similar experience.

    Of course, I had a another experience. We were in Fort Lauderdale, and we were pretty ripped. Our waitress had an ass to die for, and she kept standing with her back to us talking to the old guy at the next table. Naturally, given our state at the time, we were checking her out and what not. Her father, as it turned out, was not amused.

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