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Why do I hate thee Michigan....let me count the ways...

BuckStocksHere

Semper Fi!
Michigan you suck. I hate you. I hate everything about you.

I hate your crappy town
I hate your state
I hate your teams - all of them
I hate Biakabatuka
I hate Woodson
I hate Powers
I hate Howard
I hate Bo
I hate Lloyd
I hate those f'in helmets
I hate those colors
I hate your stadium
I hate your fans
I hate that f'in song
I hate your pompous attitude
I hate all you are
I hate everything you stand for
I hate Grbac
I hate Brady
I hate Henson
I hate that smell from up there
I hate you for loving cooper
I hate it when you win
I hate your ohio players
I hate your band
I hate your logo
I hate uniforms
I hate Moeller
I hate Edwards
I hate Webber
I hate Howard
I hate King
I hate Jackson
I hate Rose
I hate your fraud 5
I hate Rice
I hate Taylor - both of them
I hate Carter
I hate the Red Wings
I hate the Tigers
I hate the Lions
I hate your cars

Yes Michigan, I hate everything about you.
 
Yeah, but they've brought us:

Craig Krenzel
Pepper Johnson
Vernon Gholston

...And Chris Spielman was able to bestow upon them a touch of class during his stay in Detroit (even though that's the equivalent of putting a big red bow on a dogpile).

But I still hate that place!
 
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osugrad21 said:
:banger: What ever happened to Ray Jackson and Jimmy King?
ray never made the nba....but king did albeit briefly.

I actually remember feeling bad for jackson for being the only one to NOT make it to the league....(it was on an espn story about him/them)

then I snapped back to reality... he is still a scummer....

:scum4:

i still hate hate hate hate crissy webber.......hate hate hate him.

StadiumDorm said:
I think you forgot "I hate the Pistons (and their fans)."
there is so much to hate...how can one man remember it all....
 
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TheMile said:
I can just about guarantee I hate the perjuring bastard more than you do.
While I won't say it isn't possible..I highly doubt it. I know for a fact I have hated him for LONGER than you... so that is worth something.

I did truly hate him when he played for scUM. He was damn good,but always would score a dunk and then take this gorilla like steps afterwards with this angry face..and just make an a$$ of himself.... i hated him then... i hate him now.

It's funny... but I hated the wizards cause they had him and I hate the Kings because they have him now.
 
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