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Why Gun Control Tends to take care of itself

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by AKAK, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. AKAK

    AKAK Pistol packing, monkey drinking, no money bum. Staff Member Bookie

    5 Years? Hasn't this dude suffered enough?

    Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

    Tue Jul 13, 1:06 PM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

    LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

    David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

    But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

    Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
  2. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

    So let me get this straight, the guy drinks 15, goes home, shoves a sawed-off gun in his pants at the crotch line, which subsequently blows off his nuts.

    Sounds more like natural selection to me.
  3. AKAK

    AKAK Pistol packing, monkey drinking, no money bum. Staff Member Bookie

    It appears that you've got it straight.
  4. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

    Yep...Darwin would be proud. :bonk:
  5. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    sounds like he was cleaning his own "jeans" out of the pool :biggrin:
  6. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    They're really gonna respect him in the joint now, sounding like a choirboy....
  7. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

    No kidding, having no sack makes him closer to a woman than they can get...
  8. buckeyebri

    buckeyebri Don’t Come Around Here No More....

    Talk about shooting your wad :lol:
  9. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    guess his wife can stop using the pill... no need for birth control now... I think he did it to save money :tongue2:
  10. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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