Why??

[VprHis]

Why would you give someone a puppy as a gift?

I live in an apartment, and as a wedding gift, my wife's coworkers got us a puppy. Border Collie/Siberian Husky mix. Unless we want to use him as a couch, there's no friggin way we can keep this disgustingly adorable, fuzzy, blue-eyed dog.

Assholes.

 

[vrbryant]

Whatcha gonna name the lil' angel?

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Well, where do you keep the underpants you collect? He could be their watchdog.

 

[AceBuck]

The conspiracy theorists would say that your wife has enlisted her co-workers in a plot to get out of your apartment and into a house. A Border Collie/Siberian Husky mix is definately the right dog for that job.

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Sounds like your fucked man. You'll be hard pressed getting your wife to give back a puppy.

 

[AKAK]

Unless we want to use him as a couch

My advice to you is to start saving up for a matching recliner.

 

[The KSB]

The conspiracy theorists would say that your wife has enlisted her co-workers in a plot to get out of your apartment and into a house. A Border Collie/Siberian Husky mix is definately the right dog for that job.

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