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Woman Charged With Killing Husband With Sherry Enema

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Bucky Katt;954463; said:
If having my wife give me a two-bottle sherry enema because I have a throat ailment that prevents me from injesting it a more traditional manner is wrong......
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Dear God....I hope his throat ailment did not prevent him from eating Frosted Flakes.

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Saw31;957690; said:
hmmmm...How long do you suppose it takes to absorb the alcohol? Interesting. So I could be drinking a beer and....uh....nevermind. Just thinking out loud here...
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To be serious a minute....gross but serious....any substance that is absorbed thru the anal tissue hits your body at a furious rate. There is no protective lining in the tissues of the anus so the uptake rate of absorption is insane. People do coffee enemas. I heard of people who would take meth or coke as a suppository too. The substance doesn't have to fight against the acids in your stomach for absorption nor is it affected by the salivary liquids. People will do some messed up things for a "high" be it alcohol, caffeine or....
 
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OCBuckWife;957841; said:
To be serious a minute....gross but serious....any substance that is absorbed thru the anal tissue hits your body at a furious rate. There is no protective lining in the tissues of the anus so the uptake rate of absorption is insane. People do coffee enemas. I heard of people who would take meth or coke as a suppository too. The substance doesn't have to fight against the acids in your stomach for absorption nor is it affected by the salivary liquids. People will do some messed up things for a "high" be it alcohol, caffeine or....
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Well, just so everyone knows, this whole "beer enema" thing is not something I'm even thinking about...no-one will administer it for me...Just joking around...:paranoid:
 
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OCBuckWife;957841; said:
To be serious a minute....gross but serious....any substance that is absorbed thru the anal tissue hits your body at a furious rate. There is no protective lining in the tissues of the anus so the uptake rate of absorption is insane. People do coffee enemas. I heard of people who would take meth or coke as a suppository too. The substance doesn't have to fight against the acids in your stomach for absorption nor is it affected by the salivary liquids. People will do some messed up things for a "high" be it alcohol, caffeine or....
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Then Gerbil uptake rate of absorbtion must be mad too..

And BKB says that Cheese Gerbil makes your poop hard...

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OCBuckWife;957841; said:
To be serious a minute....gross but serious....any substance that is absorbed thru the anal tissue hits your body at a furious rate. There is no protective lining in the tissues of the anus so the uptake rate of absorption is insane. People do coffee enemas. I heard of people who would take meth or coke as a suppository too. The substance doesn't have to fight against the acids in your stomach for absorption nor is it affected by the salivary liquids. People will do some messed up things for a "high" be it alcohol, caffeine or....
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I saw this on Manswers. That was a horrible show. They said that not only do you absorb the alcohol dangerously quickly, but its also very dangerous because you don't have the fancy defense mechanisms at work. If you absorb too much alcohol this way, you don't puke it out, or anything, the way your body would if it wanted to tell you to slow down next time.
 
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