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RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
and is not available.
MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.I bought an oil company,
but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly
after I sold all my stock.I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my
father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO
Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the
most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los
Angeles
as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the
Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record
for the most executions by any governor in American history. With the
help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments
to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000
votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the
record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic
record
for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the
all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the
all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock
market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign
fundraising trips by a U.S. President I am the all-time U.S. and world
record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My
largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.
I've protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky
affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to my
administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry
of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the
United States government. I've broken more international treaties than
any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from
the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since
the advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of
August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I
garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country
in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have
set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in
public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against
any person in the history of mankind. I am the first President in US history
to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health
care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for
active duty troops and their families-in war time.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends. I am the first
President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am
supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama
Bin Laden
to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC
investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes
from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
and is not available.
MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.I bought an oil company,
but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly
after I sold all my stock.I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my
father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO
Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the
most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los
Angeles
as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the
Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record
for the most executions by any governor in American history. With the
help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments
to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000
votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the
record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic
record
for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the
all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the
all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock
market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign
fundraising trips by a U.S. President I am the all-time U.S. and world
record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My
largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.
I've protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky
affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to my
administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry
of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the
United States government. I've broken more international treaties than
any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from
the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since
the advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of
August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I
garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country
in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have
set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in
public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against
any person in the history of mankind. I am the first President in US history
to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health
care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for
active duty troops and their families-in war time.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends. I am the first
President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am
supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama
Bin Laden
to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC
investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes
from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
