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Worst Christmas present you ever got

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DEBuckeye, Dec 20, 2004.

  1. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    What's the worst Christmas gift you ever received?

    Mine was back in high school (early 80's), and it was one of those ID bracelets with the thick chain links and an engraved name plate. (Kinda like that episode of "Friends" where Joey gives one to Chandler) My Aunt gave it to me, thinking (I guess) that it was trendy, in-style, and cool.
     
  2. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    My great grandmother had this thing about giving out duffel bags there for a while. well for 3 years in a row I got a duffel bag from her. I don't know if she was trying to tell me that my parents didn't like me and to move out or what but the duffel bags got worse and worse every year. the first one was a nice brown and tan leather one, i can't remember what the second one was but the third was a cheap nylon black one with purple straps and hot pink writing.
     
  3. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Dude, I have never received anything from my grandmother that wasn't purchased at a garage sale. And no, my grandmother is not poor...quite well off, actually. She is just cheap.
     
  4. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    worst gift ever....my step mom's brother is a serious bible thumper and would often send us religous gifts and one year he sent us each a bible with his favorite passages highlighted...oh boy thanks just what a 10 year old kid wants!!
     
  5. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    A chamois cloth for washing cars...blue at that.
     
  6. tyrus

    tyrus F***ing Catalina Wine-Mixer

    The grandparents of a girl I dated in HS gave me a Bible (w/o the highlighting)......At that very moment, I became an Atheist. Fuck her and the camel she road in on. One more reason I hate old people.
     
  7. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Those of you who don't know tyrus3 don't know how funny that is!!
     
  8. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    amen! i hate old people too....they just annoy the fuck out of me
     
  9. tyrus

    tyrus F***ing Catalina Wine-Mixer

    I think we should start putting old people to sleep after a certain age(in a humane manner, of course) This way there are no surprises or suffering. You could make a celebration out of it. This would also eliminate most traffic accidents, health insurance issues, over-population problems, you could get through the line at Wal-Mart and Kroger in under an hour, etc.

    You could take the grandkids and say 'little Johnny, we are going to see Grandpa off today. He has lived a great life and accomplished a lot, but he has a better place to go"
     
  10. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    no i like the suprise, just have a random lotto type system with everyone over 60 in it, have a secret drawing every day and suprise the one person...hahaha (yeah im that big of an asshole)
     
  11. tyrus

    tyrus F***ing Catalina Wine-Mixer

    I love that idea, but we need to draw more than 1 name.

    Maybe one of us should run for Governor and put this policy in place.
     
  12. Alan

    Alan Banned

    shouldnt the old people be the ones who are always in a hurry?
     
  13. wadc45

    wadc45 Bourbon, Bow Ties and Baseball Hats Staff Member BP Recruiting Team

    when i was in high school my dirt-poor aunt once got me a purple stopwatch...the back of it had "TINACTIN" on it in big white letters. apparently you got the stopwatch if you bought enough foot fungus spray...my uncle must have had a serious problem with that...
     
  14. DA-Bucks

    DA-Bucks Trick shot artist Former FF The Deuce Champ

    My older Uncle gave me a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.... when I was 23.































    Damnit, I told him I wanted Leonardo, not Donatello! Sheesh!
     
  15. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    and why are there razor blade slots on an airplane? are people shaving so much that they use up a whole blade?
     

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