Worst Pickup Lines (Merged)

[aurorabuckeye13]

I apologize if there is already a thread about this, but I searched and didn't find one... maybe this will give some people a little comic releif.

I'll just start with one that had me cracking up yesterday...


Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

 

[Buckeye513]

'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?'

Never works. Ever.

 

[tedginn05]

'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?'

Never works. Ever.

But yet, you keep trying.

 

[aurorabuckeye13]

'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?'

Never works. Ever.

Hey! It could happen!... that is the slogan right?

 

[Mothra]

how much does a polar bear weigh?...

enough to break the ice, what's your number?



were your parents chicken farmers?...

b/c you can sure raise my cock.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Somebody call the cops.... this girl just stole my heart.

 

[jwinslow]

So what grade will you be in next year?

 

[Buckeye513]

So what grade will you be in next year?

11th.

 

[BuckBackHome]

What's your major?

Single most uncreative line ever!

 

[jc_ultimate]

Guy: Excuse me miss do you happen to know of a good veterinarian?

Girl: No, why?
Guy: (flexes) Because these pythons are SICK!!!

 

[Captain Hindsight]

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

wanna bump laps?

 

[BB73]

Q. Would you like to dance?

A. No.

Q. Does that mean a blowjob's out of the question?

 

[JXC]

Q:Got any (insert your race/ethnicity/country of origin) in you?

A: No

Q: Want some?

 

[Ginn & Juice]

Q: You got a mirror in your pocket..

A: Because I can see myself in your pants....