Worst Xmas gift you received this year!!

[buckeyegrad]

What is her idea of a GOOD gift?

Sounds like it's time for a Mom trade in.

No, I'll keep her. My parents still got me a great gift in a very nice OSU jacket. My parents have also given me an annual membership to AAA every year since I was 18, so they do a great job in the gift-giving department. My beef was simply with the bother of asking me what I want if they are never going to get it.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Sounds like you guys get alot more variety of gifts than I do, I just get stuff from my parents, and my 2 closest friends and I always exchange something small. And as far as my parents' go, I pick my own stuff out and they just buy it for me, which is cool. They did get me one surprise gift, which is a Teddy G jersey. Now THAT kicked ass :)

 

[CriticalSteve]

A Massage Gift Certificate.
Sorry, I don't do massages.

 

[NewYorkBuck]

Books are awesome gifts. I got 3 of them this year, and always put them on a list for Christmas or my birthday.

Agreed. Books are among my favorite gifts.

Worst thing I got this year was a candle. Yes, a fucking candle.

 

[AKAK]

Worst thing I got this year was a candle. Yes, a fucking candle.

Christ.. I hope it was at least form a Dominatrix fuck buddy or something.




If it was from your mom or sister... then, yeah that sucks.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

A Massage Gift Certificate.
Sorry, I don't do massages.

I could always go for a massage... especially if there is a happy ending involved. I'll take that gift certificate off your hands Steve.

 

[CriticalSteve]

I could always go for a massage... especially if there is a happy ending involved. I'll take that gift certificate off your hands Steve.

I think it was with some guy named Patrick.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I think it was with some guy named Patrick.

ummmm..... nevermind

 

[iambrutus]

i got a sweater from my mom that is gray and has a burgany stripe on it her quote was "its Ohio state colors" I said no its washington state colors, oh yea plus its a Large, i wear 1 or 2 XL....

 

[Manfred]

Agreed. Books are among my favorite gifts.

Alright, we all get it. You're literate. But please, let's stay true to the spirit of Christmas: toys. Expensive, complex, useless toys.

A perfect Christmas gift? I say: Doom 3 (damn I wish I had a computer that could even handle this game)

My worst gift this year? A small, short, poorly illustrated inspirational book of quotes. It takes five minutes to read, two more to appreciate the artwork, and months deciding whom to give it to next year.

 

[AKAK]

My worst gift this year? A small, short, poorly illustrated inspirational book of quotes. It takes five minutes to read, two more to appreciate the artwork, and months deciding whom to give it to next year.

Alright, we get it... you appreciate art.

Snob.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Kinda on topic, I guess..

I gave my wife a T-shirt and a dildo. That way, if she didn't like the T-Shirt, she could go fuck herself.

 

[RugbyBuck]

I got a [wait for it] SCARF. It's 70 degrees here today. Oh, but it's cashmere. All that means to me is that you spent too much of my money on a present I'll never, ever wear.

 

[AKAK]

I gave my wife a T-shirt and a dildo. That way, if she didn't like the T-Shirt, she could go fuck herself.

MAybe your wife and Rugby can switch... I'm sure your wife would like a cashmere scarf... and seeing how its so warm in Hotlanta...I'm sure Rugby could use the.... ummm... T-shirt.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I got a [wait for it] SCARF. It's 70 degrees here today. Oh, but it's cashmere. All that means to me is that you spent too much of my money on a present I'll never, ever wear.

return it and get the cash..... and then buy some OSU stuff. :)