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Worst Xmas gift you received this year!!

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AKAK - I tried to diagram your post to determine its intended meaning, but gave up as it has been way too long since my tOSU symbolic logic class.

Thanks for the suggestion, LK. I'll have to give that some consideration. Hmm, is the stuff I would buy now worth the hellfire I'll take sometime next winter when it happens to be cold and I'm forced to go somewhere with her parents and she says, "Why don't you wear that nice scarf I gave you last Christmas"? It's at least a toss-up. :biggrin:
 
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AKAK - I tried to diagram your post to determine its intended meaning, but gave up as it has been way too long since my tOSU symbolic logic class.
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I'm not sure what it meant either.

Kind of depends on whether BKB's wife like the T-shirt to begin with or not, I guess... thus making the rest of the gift... well.. more or less unavailable...

Of course, Had I known that it was your wife theat had given you the scarf.. I mihgt have had more to work with... but I was scared it was a senile grandmother from Buffalo who forgot that it doesn't snow some places.
 
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Well, that's easy enough. I called you homo, but then reconsidered, and determined that your genus was more than likley Australopithecus.... what.... did you think I was calling you a fag?

(note to self - anthropology jokes are not funny when you have to explain them)
 
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Well, that's easy enough. I called you homo, but then reconsidered, and determined that your genus was more than likley Australopithecus.... what.... did you think I was calling you a fag?
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Somehow... I just thought you had freaked out and were going to start ranting about wee monkey people.


I was very confused.
 
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(note to self - anthropology jokes are not funny when you have to explain them)
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Yeah man... if your going to do Anthro jokes, you've got to keep it in the same genus.. .and real simple... here watch this... (This will get some one to laugh)

Homo Erectus
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
I'm not sure what it meant either.
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For what it's worth, I just skimmed by in symbolic logic. "Prose, damnit," I kept shouting into the wind. "Fuck symbols, write me a goddamn paragraph, you philosophy wank." Sorry, flashback. Much better now. Could use some chips, though.
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Yeah man... if your going to do Anthro jokes, you've got to keep it in the same genus.. .and real simple... here watch this... (This will get some one to laugh)

Homo Erectus
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Homo :slappy: :slappy: :slappy:
Erectus :slappy: :slappy: :slappy:

Get it, now that's funny. Homo Erectus :slappy: :slappy: :slappy:
Hey you male figure skater, do you have a homo erectus :slappy: :slappy: :slappy:
 
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Back to the thread-Everything I got I either asked for or was cool, but the tracksuit my mom got me was way ugly. The pants were blue-that's fine, but the jacket was burgundy and blue-it looked like the kind of thing a 60 year old Mafia soldier would wear-not a cool tracksuit like Christopher on The Sopranos would wear. My mom was cool though, she just gave me the receipt to return it. I can keep the pants too, because the idiot clerk at the store thought the pants and jacket were a set, and only charged my mom for the jacket.
 
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Deety said:
I got a mashed-potato-scented candle.

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I saw these the other day, I was like what the fuck.

Anyway I didnt get any real bad gifts this year. Thump couldnt agree with you more gift cards are great had 100 dollars worth to American Eagle and since I waited until today to spend them got about twice the amount of stuff than what I could have gotten two weeks ago
 
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