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Would You Go

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by buckeyebri, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. buckeyebri

    buckeyebri 40 Days in the Hole

    I got invited to a Monday Night Football Party tonight. Food, drinks, the works were offered. This party is being hosted by the boyfriend of a lady I work with, so others from the office were invited as well.

    What could be better one might ask. Well, here is the catch. It is a Pampered Chef and Longenberger Basket party for guys. The party was passed off as being a way to buy Christmas gifts for the wife.

    I just couldn't bring myself to go. First, it just seemed gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). Secondly, it is the same kind of crap I always pick on my wife about going to and buying stupid stuff from. Thirdly, most people going were bummed about going and felt obligated to buy something.

    Where's DI's show when you need it???
     
  2. DaytonBuck

    DaytonBuck I've always liked them

    as a 22 year old college student I think you have a moral imperative not to go
     
  3. DiHard

    DiHard Guest

    fuck....that "man" that inhabits that house needs to be taken into the small bathroom and have his pathetic puss face driven into the toilet bowl for a series of flushies....

    Now...if your lady wants to have a lingerie and toy party.....by all means...host it at your house and pull out every single stop in the world to show yourself off.....
     
  4. Oh8ch

    Oh8ch Cognoscente of Omphaloskepsis Staff Member

    Gotta give credit for a cool marketing play - but stay away.
     
  5. buckiprof

    buckiprof 21st Century Buckeye Man Staff Member

    What in the hell is the world coming to?!?
     
  6. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    Not a single one of you had better believe the crap that BuckeyeBri is spewing. He was the one hosting the party. He does this crap all the time. I am surprised he didn't mention the Amway sales party he is having for the bowl games this year.

    Seriously, that is just wrong. Feel free to go next time, bring your own cooler, load it up with beer from their kitchen and sit your ass between everyone and the TV. If someone tries to sell you something let them know you have your own knives that you carry at all times and you have an industrial lighter that will take care of all their pretty, pretty baskets.

    By the way, your coworker may want to check her boyfriend's record collection. My guess is it is filled with Cher and Judy Garland cds.
     
  7. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    Good god-it's Monday Night Football-not some massive event. If they are going to try to pawn some wussie crap off on you they should at least line up a good pay per view fight or something...............
     
  8. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    :lol: :lol:

    My wife sells Pampered Chef so I had to tell her about the post :lol: If you decide you needs some stuff PM me and I'll get you a good deal :)

    Good call on not going.... I hate those fucking baskets.
     
  9. JXC

    JXC 17-2 since 2001

    To counter this idea...I suggest we all get together for the Super Bowl and chip in for a stripper during the commericals and halftime.
     
  10. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    Better yet, lets all go to Nevada and watch it from the Chicken Ranch. :slappy:
    My daughter's daycare used a "Halloween Parade and Show" as a ploy to get all of the parents there for a spiel about fundraising. A place I pay almost $200 a week for one child holds fundraisers all year. As if they weren't prison raping me enough, they want me to buy cheap wrapping paper and candles to make them even more money. When does it end??
     
  11. JXC

    JXC 17-2 since 2001

    When you file for bankruptcy.
     
  12. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    oh. :( :( :2004:
     
  13. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Untrue. That'll stop the creditors from coming after you, but not all these damn fund raising functions.
     
  14. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    The nerve of that guy. Trying to mask a chick activity with something like Monday Night Football? That's almost sacreligious. What's next? Tarot card readings at Sunday Mass? A keg party at an AA meeting?

    This guy has serious manhood issues. Stay away from him in the future.
     
  15. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    What is his shuttle time? Could he compete with Smith's 3.97?
     

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