This site is supported by the advertisements on it, please disable your AdBlocker so we can continue to provide you with the quality content you expect.
  1. Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!
    Dismiss Notice

Would you rather....

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by buckeyegrad, Dec 10, 2004.

  1. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    I was at a Hanukka party last night with a bunch of 20-something couples and we ended up playing the game "Would You Rather..." Pretty fun game that has you guess the choices of your significant other regarding ethics, life style, and avoiding gross things.

    Anyway, the question that caused the most debate between the group was "Would you rather be caught by your boss masterbating while wearing the outfit of your favorite comic book hero, or would you rather be caught by your boss having sex with his/her spouse."

    The second most debated question was "Would you rather have to pull out 15 nose hairs every morning for the rest of your life, or have to sit in a four hour meeting holding in a huge fart every day for the rest of your life.

    Where does everyone fall on these two subjects here on the Planet?
     
  2. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    I would rather be caught floggin the dolphin and i would rather have to pull out 15 nose hairs


    i cant imagine holding in a fart for 4 hours, but i think the worst would be sitting in the meeting for 4 hours :biggrin:
     
  3. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    I gotta go with masturbating. It is brief psychosis and raises more freakitudinal questions than ethical ones, and frankly those freaky questions about me already exist. Plus I have a thing for superheroes, and can only assume I would have a thing for myself were I to be dressed up like one. As I type this I am changing my mind. Cheating with your boss' wife would not brand you the way the masturbatathon would. If I weren't married I would choose the cheating option.

    I would definitely opt for the nosehair option. It is quick and painful. I would want any lifelong problem to at least not consume my day. Get it over with. . .
     
  4. ArtilleryBuck

    ArtilleryBuck Junior

    I've seen a picture of the boss' wife, so I'd go with chokin' the little Hulkster...and nose hairs aint so bad.
     
  5. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    -You're fired either way so might as well screw the wife.
    -Gotta go with the nose hairs. Does it really hurt you that much? I take the pliers to mine whenever they get too long.

    I guess those are the kind of questions you get at a Hanukka party because it usually ends up with something like. If you had to choose between making out with a guy, blowing a guy, getting screwed by a guy, or getting killed which would you choose? Have fun getting that out of your head.
     
  6. kn1f3party

    kn1f3party Junior

    I'd rather do his wife. They would have you institutionalized for the former.

    I think holding the fart would be easier. You could possibly forget you have to. Where as the other one leaves you in pain for periods of time every morning.
     
  7. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Yeah, I've seen the boss's wife too... ick.

    I mean, i guess If I were dressed as the Green Lantern or some cool superhero... I'd go with that one.... (As for the cheating element, I'm not sure which one my wife would have a bigger problem dealing with honestly).... anyway...

    The Nose hair vs. Fart thing is a no freaking brainer... Nose hairs every time... man... who wants to hold in a fart for 4 hours... especially as your will to hold it in starts to fade and you've got to decide whether its "just" a fart or not... and then go through that horror.
     
  8. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    How true. There are few fears greater than sharting yourself.
     
  9. Ginn4Heisman

    Ginn4Heisman Newbie

    Thats exactly what I was thinking...


    I was once in a meeting and I had to fart so bad.. it hurt and the meeting was only like 20 minutes.
     
  10. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    I'm going with the wife...but I want her dressed up like Wonder Woman or Princess Leia in the "Return of the Jedi" outfit.

    Nosehairs...no doubt.
     
  11. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    thats not even a fair first question. dont you get to wear the super hero suit while bangin the wife?

    ill take the wife and the noise hairs.
     
  12. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    I'd have to go with the wife. I stopped roughing up the suspect while wearing my Capt American outfit years ago.

    Nose hairs.... I can take the pain.
     
  13. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    I'd have to go with sex with the boss's wife over rubbin' one out dressed up like Batman.

    Nose hairs, easy choice. Holding a big fart for four hours would really be a problem. Hell, I'd probably just let it go and point to the guy next to me.
     
  14. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Ahhh, now this is the type of thread I love. What a way to return to the Planet. I have missed this place greatly.

    I would definitely go with the wife. Maybe after I got caught with the wife I would go the superhero route in order to establish my insanity plea.

    Nose hair no doubt. If there's anything worse than holding in farts it's meetings.

    The big question for me though is, Hannukuh party? :)
     
  15. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    Bang the Mrs. If you're gonna get canned, may as well make it worthwhile.
    I'd hold the fart. Mostly because when it did get unleashed it would be all the more powerful, and I'd be able to pick my spot (Which, would be best if it was when the boss confronted me about the little lady) "You're fired!" Me: "Oh yeah? Fine with me." BIFF

    DE - I see you changed Authority to Authoritah. Well done.
     

Share This Page