Would you rather....

[jlb1705]

1.) Do the wife. Nobody will ever hi-five you for beating off in a superhero costume (well, at least nobody who's hand you should ever want to come in contact with), but you can almost guarantee a hi-five (and perhaps a hearty "git 'er dun!") from somebody for nailing your boss's wife, even if she's fugly. Therefore, the wife is the winner.

2.) Hold the fart. Let's face it, if you're holding a fart for that long, eventually, some are gonna creep out. That's ok though, 'cause if you're slick enough, you can blame them on someone else. The nosehair thing however, there seems to be no way around.

 

[buckeyefool]

I was at a Hanukka party last night with a bunch of 20-something couples

Those of you on here that don't know grad have no idea how funny this statement alone is

 

[JXC]

Being caught masturbating = getting fired

Caught having sex with the bosses wife = being murdered

I'd rather just be fired.

The nose hair thing is a no brainer. I could get rid of 15 nose hairs in a matter of minutes. I'd think I'd rather choose the nose hair thing over the meeting, even if the meeting didn't involve not being allowed to expell gas.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Would you rather watch thump kill himself after reading whatever post exhawg was talking about or get kicked in the balls? Hey, just askin.

 

[Deety]

"Would you rather be caught by your boss masterbating while wearing the outfit of your favorite comic book hero, or would you rather be caught by your boss having sex with his/her spouse."

Well, with a male boss, either option could lead to a raise... or two.

"Would you rather have to pull out 15 nose hairs every morning for the rest of your life, or have to sit in a four hour meeting holding in a huge fart every day for the rest of your life.

Since when is ripping hair out by the roots a big deal?