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Zach Smith (Official Thread)

This thread delivers. High end happy hours and nubile German dames. If only we'd won our bowl game or beat TTUN, then we would feel better.

I cannot see / read / hear the word ‘nubile’ without thinking of the song, ‘I Sin For a Living’ by the Meatmen on their ‘We’re the Meatmen and You Suck’ album. Note: this classic also contained the greatest Beetles song ever penned, ‘One Down, Three to Go.’ Should probably mention it was written about, as opposed to by, the Beetles.
 
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This should go over as well as a fart in church.


but, bro, he said he's on a new level. can't be bad-mouthing someone when they're on a new level. i just got on a new level this morning... and it's amazing. not sure how i ever got by on the old level. this new level makes the old level look like the level before the last level. and that level was pretty freakin' sweet. but the level before that? well, we all know how that went. i don't want to talk about it anymore. i'm all about this new level now.

now just imagine if zach gets on an even newer level by next season.
 
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Tressel had nothing to do with MT’s development at Ohio State.

Agreed. Considering how much raw athleticism he has to work with and how much that alone factors in, I’d list these guys in order of importance for how he “developed” at tOSU:

1.) Urban (because he benched his ass and that helped get his head on straight)
2.) Keyshawn (because he fully supported Meyer) and could have been a negative 3rd uncle.
3.) Coach Mick
4.) Zachy
 
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Does it concern anybody that there is literally never a rumor of Zach being desired by another coach/program.
We've had numerous coaches leave for HC gigs, has one ever considered Spaulding for the OC position.
Have we ever been concerned we were going to "lose" him. Odd for a young coach.

I posit his career will end the day Meyer hangs it up.

Zach is 1/3 Shane McMahon, 1/3 Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted, 1/3 The Honorable Judge Schmails Grandson.
 
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