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Writings on the stall.

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Gobucki, Mar 21, 2005.

  1. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    So awhile ago I had to go pay a visit to a Mr. John Crapper. Upon sitting down in his office, I peered about the stall and read the following:

    I AM HAVING THE EXPERIMENT OF A LIFETIME
    FOUL PIECES OF LETTUS IS COMING OUT OF MY ASS

    I'm not really sure about this one, but I have come across a few decent ones:

    HE WHO WRITES ON BATHROOM WALLS
    ROLLS HIS SHIT INTO BALLS
    HE WHO READS THESE WORDS OF WIT
    LIKES TO EAT THOSE BALLS OF SHIT

    and then there's this one...

    FLUSH TWICE, IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE DINING CENTER
     
  2. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    This is on the wall of the head at my local pub.
    Everytime I am there I read it and chuckle.

    No matter how beautiful she is
    No matter how much she laughs at your jokes
    Someone, somewhere is sick of her shit.
     
  3. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    A classic:
    Here I sit, broken-hearted; tried to shit, but only farted.
     

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