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Zach Smith (Official Thread)

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by BB73, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    First he came for the Warriners, then for the Bollmans...
  2. ORD_Buckeye

    ORD_Buckeye Wrong glass, Sir.


    I'm sure more than a few people got a half chub on that one only to be left high and dry.
  3. OSU_Buckguy

    OSU_Buckguy Senior

    came here to post exactly this. those osu fans giving him attention now are going to get what they deserve later... to the detriment of the program and the other fans who know better. anyone subscribing or even listening to his podcast will be to blame for what's absolutely going to be aired this summer and especially fall.
    Steve19 likes this.
  4. Steve19

    Steve19 Watching. Always watching. Staff Member

    I agree entirely. Wait until he starts making other stories up just before the season begins. Ignore this trainwreck of a person now.
    buckeyeintn and OSU_Buckguy like this.
  5. LovelandBuckeye

    LovelandBuckeye You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM

    Can someone let me know when he does his annual dildo review? My wife wants to listen in.
  6. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Knives out for Ed.

  7. Jagdaddy

    Jagdaddy Senior

    I hate to write it, but does anyone think that the Zach Smith story ends in any way other than him eventually tapping out on being among the living?
  8. Nigel Tufnel

    Nigel Tufnel Choking on vomit

    Well unless he’s God, then yeah I think we can all agree. Now, presumably you are suggesting an early “retirement” and unfortunately that seems where this is headed. It would be really great if he had friends who could help him.
    Jaxbuck and ShowMeBuck like this.
  9. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    My sources tell me that he's negotiating a deal to be the next edgy, non-political on-air personality on ESPN.

    (and by "my sources", I mean that voice in my head that answers when I ask questions like "what is the most moronic, too-ridiculous-to-be-believable, monumentally stupid thing that could happen next in this story?")
  10. Jagdaddy

    Jagdaddy Senior

    Sadly, that thought actually passed through my head too.
  11. Jagdaddy

    Jagdaddy Senior

    Yes, "tapping out = choice vs. "checking out" = universal (at least for now) inevitability.
  12. Mike80

    Mike80 Kevin Warren is a fuckwit

    I'm actually kind of surprised it didn't happen last fall after everything blew up.

    Maybe once he runs out of material for this podcast and realizes there's nothing left.
    Thump likes this.
  13. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Braxton stories today are a must listen.

    And for @Gatorubet, WLOCP '07 & '08 stories are about mid-way through the pod. Hilarious.
  14. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    My bet is he goes out David Carradine style.
    Honor&Glory likes this.
  15. Jagdaddy

    Jagdaddy Senior

    I don't know that he has the skill set to rig himself up like that.
    Jaxbuck likes this.

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