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I have misplaced my pants.
We all know what Madlibs are, right? Well, I don't know what copyright laws there are or trademarks, etc. So I'll play it somewhat safe and call this "Zurplibs." And since I'm not making money off this, then maybe no one will cry about it.

Anyway, I've got one ready. After I get some replies, I'll post some of them.

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<table style="width: 378px; height: 220px;" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr><td height="16">
noun (plural)-- gizzards
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noun (singular)-- ovary
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noun (singular)-- kicking tee
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adjective-- musty
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person's name (male)-- Louis H Martinez
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place--Zanesville
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noun (singular)--Mint Julip
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noun (singular)-- bar stool
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adjective-- gimpy
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adjective-- cherubic
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verb-- impede
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noun (plural): nipples
noun (singular): nostril
noun (singular): perineum
adjective: slippery
person's name (male): George Jefferson
place: the Short North
noun (singular): little black dress
noun (singular): nine iron
adjective: crooked
adjective: lonely
verb: sunder
 
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<TABLE style="WIDTH: 378px; HEIGHT: 220px" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=16>
noun (plural)-- testicles
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noun (singular)-- anus
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noun (singular)-- condom
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</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- orgasmic
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person's name (male)-- Ron Jeremy
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</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
place--Hillary Clinton's vagina
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</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)--desert
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</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)-- oasis
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adjective-- horny
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</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- priapic
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verb-- penetrate
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width=210 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=16>
noun (plural) Speakers​
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noun (singular) Water​
</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Pencil​
</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Long​
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person's name (male) Shawn​
</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
place Jail​
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noun (singular) Shoe​
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noun (singular) Buffalo​
</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Stupid​
</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Lazy​
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verb Granted​
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<TABLE style="WIDTH: 378px; HEIGHT: 220px" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=16>
noun (plural)-- pictures
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noun (singular)-- rack
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noun (singular)-- booger
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adjective-- tasty
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person's name (male)-- Llloyd Carr
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</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
place--Broad and High
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noun (singular)--shirt
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noun (singular)-- horse
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</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- nervous
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adjective-- drunk
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verb-- scratching
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ScarletInMyVeins said:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width=210 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=16>
noun (plural) Speakers​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Water​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Pencil​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Long​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
person's name (male) Shawn​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
place Jail​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Shoe​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Buffalo​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Stupid​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Lazy​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
verb Granted​


</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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You dirty whore!!!
 
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osugrad21 said:
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 378px; HEIGHT: 220px" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=16>
noun (plural)-- gizzards​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)-- ovary​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)-- kicking tee​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- musty​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
person's name (male)-- Louis H Martinez​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
place--Zanesville​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)--Mint Julip​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)-- bar stool​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- gimpy​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- cherubic​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
verb-- impede​



</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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I hope this isn't the best idea I ever get, because it's not as entertaining as I had thought.

The Three Gizzards
Once upon a time, in a magical ovary there lived a kicking tee. The kicking tee was a very musty kicking tee named Louis H Martinez.
One day, when Louis H Martinez was visiting Zanesville, a gigantic monster began chasing him. The only way for him to escape was to jump down a Mint Julip and then run through the bar stool.
Unfortunately for Louis H Martinez the bar stool was very gimpy and cherubic. But Louis H Martinez was able to escape because all kicking tees have the innate ability to impede.
 
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vrbryant said:
noun (plural): nipples
noun (singular): nostril
noun (singular): perineum
adjective: slippery
person's name (male): George Jefferson
place: the Short North
noun (singular): little black dress
noun (singular): nine iron
adjective: crooked
adjective: lonely
verb: sunder
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The Three Nipples
Once upon a time, in a magical nostril there lived a perineum. The perineum was a very slippery perineum named George Jefferson.
One day, when George Jefferson was visiting the short north a gigantic monster began chasing him. The only way for him to escape was to jump down a little black dress and then run through the nine iron.
Unfortunately for George Jefferson the nine iron was very crooked and lonely.
But George Jefferson was able to escape because all perineums have the innate ability to Sunder.
 
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BB73 said:
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 378px; HEIGHT: 220px" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=16>
noun (plural)-- testicles​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)-- anus​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)-- condom​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- orgasmic​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
person's name (male)-- Ron Jeremy​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
place--Hillary Clinton's vagina​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)--desert​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular)-- oasis​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- horny​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective-- priapic​



</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
verb-- penetrate​



</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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This one was pretty funny.

The Three Testicles
Once upon a time, in a magical anus there lived a condom. The condom was a very orgasmic
Condom named Ron Jeremy.
One day, when Ron Jeremy was visiting Hillary Clinton's Vagina a gigantic monster began chasing him. The only way for him to escape was to jump down a desert and then run through the oasis.
Unfortunately for Ron Jeremy the oasis was very horny and priapic. But Ron Jeremy was able to escape because all condoms have the innate ability to penetrate.
 
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ScarletInMyVeins said:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width=210 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=16>
noun (plural) Speakers​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Water​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Pencil​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Long​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
person's name (male) Shawn​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
place Jail​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Shoe​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
noun (singular) Buffalo​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Stupid​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
adjective Lazy​


</TD></TR><TR><TD height=16>
verb Granted​


</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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The Three Speakers
Once upon a time, in a magical water there lived a pencil. The pencil was a very long pencil named Shawn.
One day, when Shawn was visiting a jail a gigantic monster began chasing him. The only way for him to escape was to jump down a shoe and then run through the buffalo.
Unfortunately for Shawn the buffalo was very stupid and lazy.

But Shawn was able to escape because all pencils have the innate ability to grant.

That one was good. I shouldn't use verbs in them, anymore, I think.
 
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