Zurplibs

[Zurp]

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noun (plural)-- pictures​

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noun (singular)-- rack​

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noun (singular)-- booger​

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adjective-- tasty​

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person's name (male)-- Llloyd Carr​

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place--Broad and High​

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noun (singular)--shirt​

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noun (singular)-- horse​

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adjective-- nervous​

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adjective-- drunk​

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verb-- scratching​

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I think this one wins. It has a tasty booger named Lloyd Carr, as well as a drunk horse.

The Three Pictures
Once upon a time, in a magical rack there lived a booger. The booger was a very tasty booger named Lloyd Carr.
One day, when Lloyd Carr was visiting Broad and High a gigantic monster began chasing him. The only way for him to escape was to jump down a shirt and then run through the horse.
Unfortunately for Lloyd Carr the horse was very nervous and drunk.
But Lloyd Carr was able to escape because all boogers have the innate ability to scratch.

 

[Dryden]

This one was pretty funny.

The Three Testicles
Once upon a time, in a magical anus there lived a condom. The condom was a very orgasmic
Condom named Ron Jeremy.
One day, when Ron Jeremy was visiting Hillary Clinton's Vagina a gigantic monster began chasing him. The only way for him to escape was to jump down a desert and then run through the oasis.
Unfortunately for Ron Jeremy the oasis was very horny and priapic. But Ron Jeremy was able to escape because all condoms have the innate ability to penetrate.