Answering the most difficult question

[GoBucks89]

As we are closing in on Valentines Day, my wife asked me the other day: "Do you love me more than the Buckeyes?"

What would you have said?

 

[iambrutus]

i would have said "define love"



then after pulling her foot out of my ass, i would applogize

 

[Thump]

As we are closing in on Valentines Day, my wife asked me the other day: "Do you love me more than the Buckeyes?"

What would you have said?

"Yes" unless you want to go the next 8 months without any snapper.

 

[JXC]

Ahhhh...being single.

I'm never going to cheat on the Buckeyes! If somebody has to ask me that question, then they don't know me well enough to be #2 in my life anyway.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I would have stabbed myself in the hand with a pen and ran out of the room screaming to avoid answering the question.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

As we are closing in on Valentines Day, my wife asked me the other day: "Do you love me more than the Buckeyes?"

What would you have said?

"Don't ask a question when you don't want to hear the answer."

 

[redskinbucksfan]

Such is the beauty of marrying a buckeye. I can fill her head with all kinds of "you're one of the reasons I love them so much" drivel.

 

[RugbyBuck]

I would have stabbed myself in the hand with a pen and ran out of the room screaming to avoid answering the question.

Burned my nasal passages with Diet Coke thanks to that, LK.

 

[OH10]

That's one of those times where it's perfectly ok to lie to her face. I mean it's not as if you have to actually choose between the two.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Such is the beauty of marrying a buckeye. I can fill her head with all kinds of "you're one of the reasons I love them so much" drivel.

Good point, but unnecessary:

"Hon, when you married me you became an honorary Buckeye, so I love you more than other Buckeyes because you're one of us plus you have all that makes you special and unique on top of that."

She wouldn't buy it, but she'd be amused enough by it to let me off the hook.

 

[Taosman]

"Yes" unless you want to go the next 8 months without any snapper.

Only 8 months?

 

[Steve19]

Important lesson I learned from my Dad, always answer this type of question immediately and do it with a question. "Come on, sweetheart, how could I possibly love the Buckeyes more than you?"

And then prepare your friends by asking them to drop their soft drinks before you tell your story

 

[BB73]

As we are closing in on Valentines Day, my wife asked me the other day: "Do you love me more than the Buckeyes?"

What would you have said?

My dear, since Valentine's Day is between NLOID and spring practice, you're now my favorite.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Burned my nasal passages with Diet Coke thanks to that, LK.

my bad

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

As we are closing in on Valentines Day, my wife asked me the other day: "Do you love me more than the Buckeyes?"

What would you have said?

A simple, "I don't love you any less" sounds appropriate.