Babies having babies

[gemsweater]

Dad at 13 | Boy Alfie Patten, 13, becomes father of baby girl Maisie with girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15 | The Sun |News

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.


The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: ?I thought it would be good to have a baby.

Little family ... Alfie, Chantelle and baby Maisie

Lee Thompson

 

[BUCKYLE]

The father is still ordering Happy Meals for fucks sake.

 

[3074326]

I don't even know how to respond..

 

[mooktarr]

I don't even know how to respond..

To borrow a phrase from Best Buckeye.
You can't fix stupid.

 

[3074326]

Forrest Gump had a good one..

"Stupid is as stupid does"

 

[Mr_Burns]

Jack Handy's biggest fear is being realized.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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[Brewtus]

God wouldn't have given him the ability to father a child if he wasn't meant to do so.

 

[gemsweater]

It's just all sorts of messed up and creepy.

 

[Dryden]

Not pictured, Alfie's parents, ages 28 & 26, thrilled at being grandparents.

 

[BigWoof31]

It should be noted that his family is British.

When asked to comment on how he'll support his son, Alfie responded: "I might spend some time helpin' out at the pub. Also, piss off Chelsea"

 

[Gatorubet]

One positive thing, later on he'll be able to date his kid's school friends without anybody freaking on the age difference.

 

[sandgk]

It should be noted that his family is British.

When asked to comment on how he'll support his son, Alfie responded: "I might spend some time helpin' out at the pub. Also, piss off Chelsea"

Funny thought that is what Alfie's dad actually said was:

Alfie?s dad, who is separated from Nicola, believes the lad is scared deep down.

He said: ?Everyone is telling him things and it?s going round in his head. It hasn?t really dawned on him. He hasn?t got a clue of what the baby means and can?t explain how he feels. All he knows is mum and dad will help.

?When you mention money his eyes look away. And she is reliant on her mum and dad. It?s crazy. They have no idea what lies ahead.?

 

[BuckNutty]

At 13 that kid has already gotten more tail than Best Buckeye.

 

[BUCKYLE]

jeffcat would do the whole family.

 

[OCBucksFan]

That kid and his parents shouldn't have any trouble connecting, though I can't wait to hear the arguments over the Toys "Stay away from your dads Transformers, those are his!"