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Colonoscopy 2.0 and skirts

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kinch

kinch

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So I get these odd ideas, right? Well these ideas tend to make me think that I am brilliant while simultaneously convincing others that I am either a freak or an idiot.

Here is one of those ideas.

I have to get a colonoscopy soon. Obviously the idea of this is a bit, well, uncomfortable. To make matters worse, you have to drink gallons of anti-freeze type stuff before you go in so that you are clean and pretty inside for the butt-doctor.

Here is my plan: I will drink the drain-o, but before I go in for the butt-scope I will also swallow a Lego figure.

I love the idea of the doctor scoping through my colon, with everything on TV (that is what they do), and then suddenly running into a Lego guy, hopefully with gun raised and looking like he is about to attack. . .

So: Good idea or bad idea?
 
Footlong Steak and Cheese sub on Monterrey Cheddar bread with extra cheese. Add lettuce, onion, green pepper, banana peppers, extra southwest sauce, mayo, oil, vinegar, salt & pepper. That's for lunch.

12 hot boneless wings with a side of blue cheese. Thats supper.

That's my version of a colonoscopy.

...On your question. It's a bad idea, but do it anyway.
 
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why stop at one?

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kinch said:
Hopefully I'll be awake during the procedure. That way, when it comes on the screen, I can yell, "Kill it! Kill it!"

My wife is going to kill me if I go through with this. . .
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I had the butt scope almost two years ago. It turned out to be a "PIECE OF CAKE". You drink the gallon of antifreeze the night before (about 8 ounces every 15 minutes until it is gone). Refrigerated antifreeze is better than room temperature antifreeze. Needless to say before you finish the gallon you are on the crapper. Everything comes out. You might as well put a TV by the toilet. Plan on being in there quite a bit. The Lego thing is probably a bad idea. The only thing I ever felt was the needle going in my arm for the "knock out drops". The only thing that I remember is laying on the table and the doctor saying "OK". I went out like a light. The next thing I remember was waking up in the recovery room. My wife said that I spoke to the doctor in the recovery room and asked a question. I have no memory of that at all. No pain and no memory of anything going in my ass, etc. Someone said that the anesthetic that they use helps erase any memory of the actual procedure; however, I don't really know if that is correct or not. I am sure that you don't want to be awake for the procedure.
 
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kinch said:
So I get these odd ideas, right? Well these ideas tend to make me think that I am brilliant while simultaneously convincing others that I am either a freak or an idiot.

Here is one of those ideas.

I have to get a colonoscopy soon. Obviously the idea of this is a bit, well, uncomfortable. To make matters worse, you have to drink gallons of anti-freeze type stuff before you go in so that you are clean and pretty inside for the butt-doctor.

Here is my plan: I will drink the drain-o, but before I go in for the butt-scope I will also swallow a Lego figure.

I love the idea of the doctor scoping through my colon, with everything on TV (that is what they do), and then suddenly running into a Lego guy, hopefully with gun raised and looking like he is about to attack. . .

So: Good idea or bad idea?
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holy crap, i just spit mt. dew on my laptop, thats funny stuff there!
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ScriptOhio said:
I had the butt scope almost two years ago. It turned out to be a "PIECE OF CAKE". You drink the gallon of antifreeze the night before (about 8 ounces every 15 minutes until it is gone). Refrigerated antifreeze is better than room temperature antifreeze. Needless to say before you finish the gallon you are on the crapper. Everything comes out. You might as well put a TV by the toilet. Plan on being in there quite a bit. The Lego thing is probably a bad idea. The only thing I ever felt was the needle going in my arm for the "knock out drops". The only thing that I remember is laying on the table and the doctor saying "OK". I went out like a light. The next thing I remember was waking up in the recovery room. My wife said that I spoke to the doctor in the recovery room and asked a question. I have no memory of that at all. No pain and no memory of anything going in my ass, etc. Someone said that the anesthetic that they use helps erase any memory of the actual procedure; however, I don't really know if that is correct or not. I am sure that you don't want to be awake for the procedure.
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you typically get Versed which has amnesia-like properties.
 
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Would be funny, but that little Lego dude has to come out at some point...ouch...That doesn't sound like fun...When I was told I needed an "ass scoping", I left the Dr.'s office and never returned...I changed my name and moved to central america...Good luck...
 
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In theory it would be hilarious to go through with the lego man idea. In reality I'm not so sure. Make a list of possible pros and cons before you do it, I'll get you started:

Pro
Funny

Con
Ingesting plastic
Plastic passing through digestive tract
Plastic ripping hole in digestive tract
Plastic becoming lodged in intestines and causing sewage backup (can that even happen?)
Ass doctor having heart attack and falling over, ramming scope into your ass and tearing a hole in your colon

You see where I'm going with this?

Do I have too much time on my hands? yes:wink2:
 
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