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DE Chase Young (Nagurski, Hendricks, Bednarik, Silver Football, NFL DROY, New Orleans Saints)

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charlohiottean said:
Excellent idea!
Some pro tip(s)

1: BE SURE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. THAT WAY IT’LL STAND OUT IN THE GIANT PILE OF EMAIL HE GETS EVERY DAY. ALL CAPS ALSO INDICATES YOUR SINCERITY AND LETS HIM KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ONLY HIS BEST INTERESTS IN MIND AS YOU GIVE HIM THIS MUCH NEEDED GUIDANCE IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME OF DECISION.

2: Gently remind him as a fellow alum that he will represent the fine institution that determines your self-worth for the rest of your his life. A “condescending/scolding” tone works well to let him know that you have only his best interests in mind.

3: Point out that in your time at Thee Ohio State University it was never proper to “fly a girlfriend” to California. One waited until after holy matrimony for such shenanigans. And then to borrow money to do so? The very idea! You surely couldn’t picture Coach Tressel (may he rest in Youngstown) letting him play another snap after so disgracing his sweater vested and clean-cut program.


Good luck Dryden.
I’m sure you’ll be doing Chase a tremendous service.
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And don't forget your complete home address ( with directions ), he might need that in order to come thank you personally for the wonderful guidance you provided him.
 
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maximumblitz said:
The "Silver Bullets" may not be the right nickname. Chase may be the "Silver Bowling Ball" or the "Silver Bomb".
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"The Silver Gunship"?
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