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Help Elliemae Get Even!Sympathy card sent to me after OSU lost!

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elliemae

elliemae

steeler-buckeye fan
Last week somebody sent me a sympathy card when Ohio State lost the title game!:grr: In the card was the photoshopped picture of script Osh!t!
It was with no return address of course,a printed address label & only a handful of people have our new address since we just moved here in August!
So,I have it narrowed down to 3 suspects!
My plan of attack is the 2 males will get free samples of Enzyte or Viagra,the female will get either KY warming gel or something for feminine itch or odor! The female's will be sent in the mail to her place of work! The men, the home address will do just fine! If my one suspect is it he put a Longhorns sticker on the back of my R.V., when we lost to them almost 2 years ago!
I'm letting this go for a month to let the dust settle! So,if any of you have any wicked ideas I'm up for them!
Bucknutty thought my ideas are pretty good,I wanna hear yours!
I'm thinking this is gonna be fun!
Elliemae:biggrin:
 
jwinslow;722070; said:
I'll give it some thought... sending them viagra in a sample package just seems like junk mail.
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Well I was going to have it sent from the company itself! I was going to call for it to be sent! You might have a point!I'm handy with the camera~I have a digital Canon Rebel XT so that is an option too! But that would limit what I can do~ both males know I do photography.
I also can get those letterhead joke envelopes! I have the one that has inflatable playmates on it & patch repair kit enclosed! Something like that could work too!

I've sen STD result envelopes too!
 
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Buy an issue of a gay magazine (for the men) and a lesbien magazine (for the woman).

I have no idea where to buy them; however, you could ask Thump where he gets his. :biggrin:

Wrap it in something like clear plastic so you can see the cover.

Put address label on and mail to their place of employment.


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Hit him where it hurts... Send him a "dirty" care package... Porno mag maybe a movie, lotion (instead, take out some lotion and fill it with Bengay or Icy Hot, to cut down on the smell, ointment)... Man, I can only imagine how bad that burning sensation would feel! Thump, how does it feel? Only kidding :wink2:
 
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Oh man I'm likin' this! I used to work for a publishing company the local paper but they also printed 'The Out" magazine! Really weird sh!t! I know you can get them at Borders or Barnes & Noble! Hell even High Times would be funny since one of them is a cop!:slappy:
 
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Probably one of the guys!
Girls usually don't care much about football.
Viagra seems appropriate! :biggrin:
But, can you ever"get even"?

Taosman's motto is.............
"Living well, is the best revenge!"
 
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Taosman;722102; said:
Probably one of the guys!
Girls usually don't care much about football.
Viagra seems appropriate! :biggrin:
But, can you ever"get even"?

Taosman's motto is.............
"Living well, is the best revenge!"
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Oh this does! She is a gator fan as well! I had to call the clinic(vet) & she asked me if I needed visine for when The Buckeyes lose! She is a suspect & she is devious!
 
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amatures. Don't listen to these people. A stunt like that deserves hard core punishment. First, print up flyers that say stuff like "get high legally" put their address on it and then leave the flyers in local parks. They will either get a bunch of stoner kids at their place or a bunch of pissed off parents. Or my favorite put an add in a local paper saying "Fully automatic weapons, no lisences needed" with their contact info. Just imagine the surprised look on their face while they watch the ATF ransack their house.
 
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