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How drunk should someone get on Thanksgiving?

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Which BP poster will be the drunkest at Thanksgiving?

  • Dryden - he'll need something to relieve the pain of that huge chip on his shoulder

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • ORDBuckeye-He'll be by himself, so he'll drink a bottle of Pucker and apply to OU as a grad student

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • OSUSushiChick - in memoriam of all those indians who died at the hands of the murderous white men.

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Jmorbs - Hasn't been around much lately, I pretty much assumed he's a full time alcoholic

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • Nutria - Duh....Louisiana....

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • Total voters
    11
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BigWoof31

BigWoof31

"Barkin' up the wrong tree"
So this will be the first Thanksgiving I'll be spending with the In-Laws.
My first time away from Atlanta for the holidays and I'll be spending it with a family that *ahem* enjoys their red wine.

So how drunk can someone comfortably get on Turkey Day?
Please share your humorous anecdotes.
 
BigWoof31 said:
So this will be the first Thanksgiving I'll be spending with the In-Laws.
My first time away from Atlanta for the holidays and I'll be spending it with a family that *ahem* enjoys their red wine.

So how drunk can someone comfortably get on Turkey Day?
Please share your humorous anecdotes.
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Well, when we first moved to a new town when I was a kid, the neighbors invited us to a party as a welcome to the neighborhood kind of deal. My step dad decided to shine everyone on by downing a bottle of scotch and telling his endless supply of harelip jokes.

Problem was the neighbors kid had a harelip.

The old man made it better by staggering out into the snow, puking in the same neighbors bushes, going home to pass out and leaving my mother there to deal with it all.

Don't get that drunk.
 
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Is this a trick question?

Get white girl wasted. What's really fun is to bring one of those collapsible lunch coolers full of beer. Put more beer in the fridge. Sit on the couch closest to the bathroom. Be as quiet and reserved as you possibly can while drinking as much as you can as fast as you can. Only use the bathroom in emergencies.

Basically, the goal is to get super trashed before anyone realizes you're even buzzed. Then call the in-laws outside for a football game. Scream something about REAL TRADITION, piss your pants and pass out
 
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BUCKYLE said:
Is this a trick question?

Get white girl wasted. What's really fun is to bring one of those collapsible lunch coolers full of beer. Put more beer in the fridge. Sit on the couch closest to the bathroom. Be as quiet and reserved as you possibly can while drinking as much as you can as fast as you can. Only use the bathroom in emergencies.

Basically, the goal is to get super trashed before anyone realizes you're even buzzed. Then call the in-laws outside for a football game. Scream something about REAL TRADITION, piss your pants and pass out
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You have kin up in....



?
 
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BUCKYLE said:
Is this a trick question?

Get white girl wasted. What's really fun is to bring one of those collapsible lunch coolers full of beer. Put more beer in the fridge. Sit on the couch closest to the bathroom. Be as quiet and reserved as you possibly can while drinking as much as you can as fast as you can. Only use the bathroom in emergencies.

Basically, the goal is to get super trashed before anyone realizes you're even buzzed. Then call the in-laws outside for a football game. Scream something about REAL TRADITION, piss your pants and pass out
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Out do Vodka Samm.
 
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Saw31 said:
I didn't make the top 5? Fuck ESPN!
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I just took it to mean he knows his limits. You don't eat 20 wings for lunch on the 4th of July, take a walk to aid digestion, and enter the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship while calling out Joey Chestnut because you "didn't have anything better to do".

The guys he listed...they are...who we thought they were. If you wanna crown (royal) em, then Crown (Royal) they ass.Though with this group, theyd probably put two oz in a rocks glass with a spherical ice thing and talk shit about Crown Royal while sipping.
 
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Every tight ass in-law that looks down on you has a husband that wants to head to the garage and pound a 12 pack of Genesee Cream ale and talk about all the other chicks he fucked before he met the tight ass bitch that is now your in-law...
 
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