Idiotic Question

[osugrad21]

She is and she also said that there isn't anyone in Nerk that A. can drink enough, or B. Is cool enough to go out with ..

Tron's Mom doesn't qualify?

 

[Best Buckeye]

...an Oregon fan who drives a Z28 and uses a dating service.

Hilarious.

Are you witholding info and thus fun from your fellow BPer's? Grad. You know we haven't gotten to McNeil anyone recently.:(

 

[NFBuck]

...an Oregon fan who drives a Z28 and uses a dating service.

Hilarious.

It's hard out there for a pimp.

 

[jwinslow]

I find it interesting that OSU tm schedules a patsy such as Youngstown State, at any point in the season.

What a courteous troll, not overlooking the trademark. Well done sir, well done.

It just seems to me that your program should be very well above the scheduling of teams that literally DO NOT stand a chance of being competitive, let alone possibly winning the game..

like the 2-10 Utah State Aggies?

Wait, my mistake. You were talking about quality programs.

Let me see now, we even went into Michigan and kicked their tails...
Dont pass on the crap that we dont play quality opponents..

Michigan was a quality opponent? Really?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Tron's Mom doesn't qualify?

I think that as long as they keep the inbreeding to Newarkians it's ok.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Tron's Mom doesn't qualify?

Make no mistake. TRON's momma can drink like a sailor on leave. Though, admittedly, she'd be alot cooler without the beard.

 

[osugrad21]

Make no mistake. TRON's momma can drink like a sailor on leave. Though, admittedly, she'd be alot cooler without the beard.

Does she still braid her stomach hairs?

 

[Best Buckeye]

How do you know she has stomach hair Grad?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Does she still braid her stomach hairs?

No clue. I make her leave her shirt on. That back hair gets pretty thick in between shearings, and frankly, it creeps me out. Like a mohair sweater.

 

[osugrad21]

How do you know she has stomach hair Grad?

The carnival came through town...its hard to miss a hairy woman running the Scrambler in a sports bra.

 

[Best Buckeye]

No clue. I make her leave her shirt on. That back hair gets pretty thick in between shearings, and frankly, it creeps me out. Like a mohair sweater.

By chance does yore momma raise goats or Llamas or whatever.....

 

[BUCKYLE]

The carnival came through town...its hard to miss a hairy woman running the Scrambler in a sports bra.

You sure that wasn't TRON? The sports bra is what makes me think you're confused. I'll tell you a surefire way of knowing. If "she" was bald, it's TRON's momma.

 

[BUCKYLE]

By chance does yore momma raise goats or Llamas or whatever.....

No, but she used to babysit TRON and his brother.

 

[shetuck]

Are you witholding info and thus fun from your fellow BPer's? Grad. You know we haven't gotten to McNeil anyone recently.:(

Ahem...

 

[leroyjenkins]

Ahem...

Notice the carnage shetuck caused to that douche. I need an encore!! Im enjoying a grey goose and painkiller cocktail, and would love to witness this shit!!