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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Zurp said:
I don't have a troll. But if I did, I'd make a long and elaborate story that starts out very complimentary of Joe. By the end, it makes JoePa into an old coot who wouldn't let the neighbor kids knock on his door without whapping them with his cane.
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Thats good, but I'd keep it short and sweet by saying as a former player I miss the long steamy showers with Sandusky with Mike McQ secretly watching and getting his jollies while JoePa's voice played over the PA system in the locker room on repeat saying "The Grand Experiment, Success With Honor".

I'm sure BWI would love that story. You'd have to get a handle with a former players name/number combo too.
 
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There was this one game in 2006. At Ohio State. I was there on the sidelines. It was a tough game. Everybody was yelling "coach, we need you to go back to the locker room and start working on the second half game plan!" It was a huge sacrifice, but he ran across the field. He did it for the team. It was one of the great Penn State memories of all time.
 
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"I remember this one time my Son came home from a Second Mile event with the Tickle-Monster and he told me that the big nosed guy fucked him in the butt all afternoon long. So, I called JoePa and he told me he would not ruin anyone's weekend, but that he'd pass it up the chain. It was awesome getting to talk to the legend himself. I mean, my kid is scared for life, emotionally and physically... but... I thought Joe was ... really cool."
 
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Fremont Buckeye said:
Thats good, but I'd keep it short and sweet by saying as a former player I miss the long steamy showers with Sandusky with Mike McQ secretly watching and getting his jollies while JoePa's voice played over the PA system in the locker room on repeat saying "The Grand Experiment, Success With Honor".

I'm sure BWI would love that story. You'd have to get a handle with a former players name/number combo too.
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I think the voice on the PA said, "Don't let anything spoil your weekend, and I do mean ANYTHING."
 
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"I was walking down Dick St approaching the ice cream shop when I saw a toddler come crashing thru a plate glass window and land face first on a sewer grate. I rushed over cause I knew it must be peachy Paterno season! I was right! Joe loved peach ice cream and hated lines. He wasn't afraid to get a little hands-on with the kids, either. Wish there were more like him. I think the lonely nights are hardest..."
 
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BUCKYLE said:
"I was walking down Dick St approaching the ice cream shop when I saw a toddler come crashing thru a plate glass window and land face first on a sewer grate. I rushed over cause I knew it must be peachy Paterno season! I was right! Joe loved peach ice cream and hated lines. He wasn't afraid to get a little hands-on with the kids, either. Wish there were more like him. I think the lonely nights are hardest..."
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ouuuu, 8 ball in right side pocket.
 
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Pnnylion, in his current incarnation, bringing the quality analysis with a thread about no school has ever been subjected to the lies that Penn St. has. Pnnylion is actively disputing the Joesus shit himself claim because Snopes does not tackle the subject.

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/i-have-never-seen-any.17331/#post-221916

mbahses: "Some of the biggest lies:

"Joe knew". Lie.

Joe enabled Sandusky. Lie.

Penn State hid knowledge of Sandusky. Lie.

Pants were crapped at Ohio State. Snopes doesn't even list this as an "urban legend". It's an outright lie.

Pants were crapped when Joe with hit on the sideline. Lie.

The Paternos are lying. Lie.

The Paternos are hiding Joe's papers and other things. Lie.

The Paternos hired Thornburgh and Clemente and told them what to write. Lie.

Rapes happened in Lasch and elsewhere on University property. Lie.

That's list 1."

mbahses: "No pants were ever shit...made up by morons and trolls"
 
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