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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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So, I was checking a DVD I burned, and when I switched on the dvd player it was turned to some sports channel. While waiting for it to load the DVD, I realized the show was an interview with none other than our boy Franco.

Played parts of the DVD, waiting for it to eject, and hear his far-too-many-hits-to-the-head self telling about a moment in the Super Bowl when his team was down and through remembering and applying some wisdom from His Holiness Joesus, Harris and the team were able to prevail in the game.

The wide-eyed announcer then replies, ecstatically: "So, Joe Paterno helped the Steelers win the Super Bowl?!"

You can't make this shit up.
 
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The Cult don't like them some Shaggy Bevo. Wonder if ORD is one of those "juvenile morons" that inhabit the Shag? :sob:

I may have overlooked psu00 in the past when it comes to BWI's biggest clowns, but he clearly does bring the quality posts when it comes Joesus and just flat out delusion. The Shag will get no sympathy from psu00 for sending Pedo Bear to the Nitter's Bowl game in 2011.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175012424&mid=175012424&sid=890&style=2
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
Wonder if ORD is one of those "juvenile morons" that inhabit the Shag? :sob:
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He is.

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https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175039782&mid=175039782&sid=890&style=2

Some dude says that Penn State didn't win the championship in 1994 because of the hail mary that Colorado completed at Michigan. I don't understand it, but... whatever. Maybe it's in the article I didn't read.
Next poster says that it was because of jealousy from the Big Ten sportswriters.

How many times do I have to post over here that even if they got all the #1 votes from the sports writers in the Big Ten regions, they wouldn't have been #1? I seem to remember that even if they only counted the polls of the Pennsylvania voters, they STILL wouldn't have been #1.
 
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Apparently, Jay Paterno's recent book has left many in The Cult filled with rage and sadness. No, no, no, not rage and sadness over what was allowed to go on at PSU, but what happened to Joesus. Many of Joesus' "so-called friends" deserted him in the hour he needed them most (Amazing that most rational people want nothing to do with a pedophile enabler).

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175038266&mid=175038266&sid=890&style=2

In other Jay news, he fired off what was billed on BWI as the "quote of the year" at a Lehigh Valley, Pa., book signing on Wednesday night. Regarding the Joesus' statue, Jay said he does not know the location of the statue, but he did have one suggestion for where to put it:

"I wouldn't mind putting it on [NCAA President Mark] Emmert's front lawn, and I wouldn't mind changing the finger," Paterno said. "I don't think my father would appreciate me saying that, but ..."

Ha, ha, ha. Oh, that was a good one. There are still three months left in the year, but I am sure no one could possibly come up with a better quote than that one. Naturally, The Cult is just eating it up. :frown:

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175040293&mid=175040293&sid=890&style=2
 
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