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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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Thump;1723979; said:
Many hog-farmers I know do not feed their pigs pellets.

How do you know the pork you ate wasn't fed pellets?
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You can tell by examining its shit. I always examine the shit of the dead animal I eat before I cook and eat it. Then you know you don't need to season the meat as much to make it taste good. Corn fed animals taste like rotten carp. Ewwwwww...
 
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Deety;1723990; said:
Maitre d?, a special request this evening...
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reagdog: "Waiter, I was thinking about ordering the veal marsala. Before I order, would you happen to have a sample of this animals feces that I can inspect?"

Waiter: "Uh, no!"

reagdog: "Hmmm, do you offer a sample of any feces of any animal on this menu?"

Waiter: "Get the fuck out you hillbilly!"
 
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Taosman;1724606; said:
What are Penn brand hams/sausage?
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About Us

Penn's Country Hams is a family owned and operated business located in South-Central Kentucky since 1957. Donald Penn began his curing operation with the traditional recipe for aged hams his family used to cure hams for themselves and for their general store in Mannsville. Donald started his business in a small building on the family farm in Mannsville and he began selling his hams to some of Kentucky's leading restaurants. Although many expansions have occured since the business started, the old traditions and the pride of producing an exceptional product still remain.

We offer Whole Country Hams, Cooked Country Hams, Country Cured Bacon, Smoked Jowl Bacon, Sausage and a wide variety of Gift Boxes. Penn's Hams are shipped coast to coast by United Parcel Service or the United States Postal Service.
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Win.

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buxfan4life;1724756; said:
People who do 5-10 MPH slower than the posted speed limit and flip you off because you "tailgate" them.

Just get out of the fucking way and I won't tailgate you, assholes.
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Along these lines-

Jackasses that pass a car that's doing at or below the speed limit, by going one mile an hour faster than the car they are passing.
 
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I just saw a newscast here in Charlotte and they are actively discussing making the current HOV lanes (which are enforced 24 hours a day) into what they call HOT LANES. I am no fan of what is a stupid attempt of government to modify people's behavior by installing HOV lanes but the hot lane idea is a government money grab.

For those that do not know what the concept of a hot lane is let me explain. A hot lane in a 4 lane highway such as I-77 through Charlotte will be designed as a "toll road". You will be able to pay a toll (amount depending on the time of day and the distance traveled) for the privilege of driving in the former HOV lane (now hot lane) and be able to by pass the traffic. They are going to spend upwards of $58 million to change the HOV lane to a hot lane, (which the current configuration is paid for already) and charge me the privileged of driving on a road that has already been paid in full.
I am so sick of our current politicians and bureaucrats that think that we (the public) have an endless amount of personal income. It is the attempt of those in power to nickel and dime us to death and we know what is good for you attitude that is sickening. Explain to me (this is a Democratic idea by the way) how this toll is fair and just to the working poor, and the liberal attitude of fair and just treatment for everyone. This is a money grab pure and simple.....okay rant over.....
 
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One thing that has really started to annoy me latley is people who go to sporting events as a social status, it really annoys me when I know that person isn't even a sports fan.

When I go to a sporting event I am either spending my own money for it, or when I am lucky enough to be given tickets I am very grateful for them. But then you have these asshats who have never been to a basketball or football game who want to go just because thats what all teh "cool" people are doing. Then you ask them how the game was and they are like, ohh well we got their late, or left early because we were bored.

Fuck You!!
 
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buckeyefool;2054394; said:
One thing that has really started to annoy me latley is people who go to sporting events as a social status, it really annoys me when I know that person isn't even a sports fan.

When I go to a sporting event I am either spending my own money for it, or when I am lucky enough to be given tickets I am very grateful for them. But then you have these asshats who have never been to a basketball or football game who want to go just because thats what all teh "cool" people are doing. Then you ask them how the game was and they are like, ohh well we got their late, or left early because we were bored.

Fuck You!!
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Also, people who take pictures of themselves at the event to put on Facebook then leave.
 
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buxfan4life;1724756; said:
People who do 5-10 MPH slower than the posted speed limit and flip you off because you "tailgate" them.

Just get out of the fucking way and I won't tailgate you, assholes.
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Just fucking pass them. I knock off a few to and from work on a regular basis. I didn't buy a Turbo just to crawl behind a 1996 Chevy Cavalier. :lol:
 
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