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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Jaxbuck said:
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Dear Diary,

Was at a recruiting camp this week.

It was pretty lame but my mom saw that guy from the old movie Rain Man and got a picture, so she was happy.
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:lol:
 
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Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



WHAT DO YOU DO
 
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BigWoof31 said:
Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



WHAT DO YOU DO
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Order a DNA test! No real son of mine would ever think of such blasphemy.
 
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BigWoof31 said:
Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



WHAT DO YOU DO
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even though i do not care for saban Id let him in my house 100 times out of 100 over hairball
 
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BigWoof31 said:
Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



WHAT DO YOU DO
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Saban without hesitation.

He's a miserable old bastard but he has a special place in my heart for saying (paraphrasing) Ohio State was kicking their asses and Bama was lucky the score was still close during the halftime interview of the Sugar Bowl.
 
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BigWoof31 said:
Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



WHAT DO YOU DO
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1) Saban suddenly became a lot more tolerable when osu hired urban. He's not blameless but ruthlessness is a shared trait.

2) I could actually talk to Saban. I'm not sure if Jim would be present in the conversation despite the eye contact. Oh the eye contact.

3) the dinner with Saban is also not going to make the news. Jim can't do anything without an audience.

I'd be tempted to go Jim just for the spectacle.
 
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Buckeye86 said:
Saban without hesitation.

He's a miserable old bastard but he has a special place in my heart for saying (paraphrasing) Ohio State was kicking their asses and Bama was lucky the score was still close during the halftime interview of the Sugar Bowl.
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Yep. Saban's a miserable yard gnome, but HarBlah is a frickin' whack job. Not to mention Bama does a better job of developing linemen for the NFL...
 
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BigWoof31 said:
Let me set up a hypothetical situation:

You have a son who is 17 years old and is projecting to be a very good 4* maybe 5* offensive lineman. He knows your a buckeye fan and he's leaning towards OSU, but you're doing the right thing and encouraging him to explore his options - including inviting coaches into your home for dinner.

Uh-oh! He's going to invite one of your most hated rivals for dinner. Your wife is cooking a big spread.
Who will it be?

1). Jim Harbaugh

2). Nick Saban



WHAT DO YOU DO
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Eight days a week, it's Saban. He's successful and not on drugs.

Are these answers about what you expected? Ohio State and Alabama can be found in the same sentences. scUM doesn't come along for quite some time, if ever, in any conversation and not until the third-tier teams start to get mentioned.
 
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Quite certain that, when bedtime came, Saban would say goodnight and leave for his hotel room.

Then again, if one of them had to stay over, I'd feel a hell of a lot safer with Saban in the house. Ruthless and grouchy, maybe. But, not nuts.
 
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LostLassie said:
Quite certain that, when bedtime came, Saban would say goodnight and leave for his hotel room.

Then again, if one of them had to stay over, I'd feel a hell of a lot safer with Saban in the house. Ruthless and grouchy, maybe. But, not nuts.
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Plus, he fits into a dog crate.
 
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