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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

I'll add one more thing about Harbaugh's actions, and that is to put them in contrast with those of Woody during the Vietnam protests. Woody clearly held some hawkish views on the war, but he didn't use his program or his players as a megaphone to broadcast those views. Rather, he held back his personal views and attempted to use his role on campus as a calming and moderating influence on the passions of the day. Harbaugh, conversely, threw gasoline on them in as much of an in-your-face manner as his tiny little brain could think up. That's why Woody was a true leader while Harbaugh is a true asshole.
 
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I'll add one more thing about Harbaugh's actions and that is to put them in contrast with those of Woody during the Vietnam protests. Woody clearly held some hawkish views on the war, but he didn't use his program or his players as a megaphone to broadcast those views. Rather, he held back his personal views and attempted to use his role on campus as a calming and moderating influence on the passions of the day. Harbaugh, conversely, threw gasoline on them in as much of an in-your-face manner as his tiny little brain could think up. That's why Woody was a true leader while Harbaugh is a true asshole.

Needless to say, the Spring of 1970 was a "different time" at Ohio State:

1970 protests erupted across Ohio, tear gas at OSU

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It might be tough to imagine a spring day on the Oval as anything but picturesque.

But 40 years ago today, Ohio State’s Oval wasn’t a place for sunbathers, morning joggers or students taking their dogs for a walk.

Instead, two armies occupied it: The Ohio National Guard armed with loaded rifles and students armed with angry words and a few stones.

Forty years ago at Kent State University, four students were killed and nine others were wounded in a clash between protesters and the Ohio National Guard.

Here at OSU, similar conditions resulted in violence, but no deaths.

Entire article: http://thelantern.com/2010/05/1970-protests-erupted-across-ohio-tear-gas-at-osu/

Woody did give it his best shot at trying to restore calm: WOODY HAYES AT THE RIOTS- Legendary Ohio State football coach Woody Hayes was present on The Oval during the 1970 campus riots. That much is known. Beyond that, much is myth. All sorts of stories have been told about Woody at the riots. Most are unconfirmed.

Nobody could have hated the riots worse than Woody Hayes. Hayes was a proud WWII veteran and military history fan who worshipped George Patton and actively supported the war in Southeast Asia. He'd even gone to Vietnam on USO tours. Hayes was a loyal Republican and counted Richard Nixon as a personal friend. (Nixon even delivered the eulogy at Hayes’ funeral in 1987)

Beyond that, Hayes was a conservative. He’d grown up in small town Ohio in the 1920s and 30s. The whole 1960s scene--long hair, strange clothes, rock music, drugs, Eastern religion, free love, leftist politics, and questioning authority and tradition—was all absolutely antithetical to him. It couldn’t have been more alien if it had come down in a flying saucer.

All this makes his conduct at the riots surprising. On May 19, the day OSU reopened, Woody and a few players showed up on The Oval at a rally. Woody listened quietly from the sidelines. He returned a couple days later. Rally organizers spotted the celebrity in the crowd and called on him to speak. Instead of denouncing the protesters as a bunch of damn dirty hippies and telling them all to get a haircut, the coach defended the university and its students and called upon everyone to work together to solve problems in a peaceful way with respect for the rights of others. The coach’s tone was almost pleading.

The speech had little effect. The crowd mocked the famously square coach and drowned out much of his speech with chants of “First and ten, do it again.”

Still, the speech reflected well on Hayes. Notoriously prone to fits of anger, the coach didn’t let the taunts get to him. He kept his cool, said his piece, and returned to the crowd. Woody Hayes loved Ohio State and he didn’t want to see it torn apart again. To that end, Woody was able to set aside his instinctive hatred for the counterculture and do what he could bring peace to campus.
http://univdistcol.com/riots6.html

I was a student there in 1970 and remember Woody's speech (above). What ORD posted (above) about Woody is definitely true.

Another testimonial (and this guy claims to be a SDS member): "On the other hand, Woody Hayes stood in the middle of the students, at great personal risk, and did get protesters to stop throwing rocks and greatly reduced the violence. I will never forget the courage of Woody Hayes."
http://library.osu.edu/projects/dissent-eyewitness/eyewitness.htm
http://library.osu.edu/projects/dissent-eyewitness/eyewitness_david_baumer.html

P.S. The only good thing that came out of the riots was my GPA. For that quarter you had the option of taking any of your classes pass/fall; and you could make your decision about it until close to the end of the quarter. I was taking 4 five hour classes; getting a "B" in 2 and a "C" in the other 2. Took the 2 "C" classes pass/fail and got one of my best quarter GPAs (i.e. 3.0) in the five years (engineering was a 5 year program) I was there.:banger::banger::banger:
 
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The important thing that we must not lose sight of is that Harbaugh is a gigantic, psychotic asshole. He's Lllllloyd's bitter, angry guy combined with DickRod's smarmy, used car salesman combined with Flintstone's self-righteous, pompous "michigan man." These imbeciles have literally combined the worst characteristics of their last three coaches into one fucking guy! If he goes on a drunken rampage in a restaurant,, the cycle shall be complete! A goddamn Grand Slam of assholeitude.

And I'll add one more contrast between Woody and Harbaugh. Even though Woody was never a true professor outside of phys ed, his enthusiasm and competence as an amateur historian and Whitman scholar so impressed professors in the History and English departments that he was often invited to guest lecture classes on military history and Whitman. Contrast that with Harbuagh who, famously, was found too stupid by Bo and his staff as to be allowed to major in History and was shunted off to the Kinesiology Department. That's why Woody was a true thinking man's coach while Harbaugh is a true asshole.
 
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One insane ISIS cocksucker beheads 10 innocent people. Another beheads 15 and yet another beheads 5. Are we going to split hairs over which one is worse?

An M man is an M man is an M man.

You're missing the point............and wrong. Was Llllloyd an asshole? Yes. Was DickRod an asshole" Yes. Was Flintstone an asshole? Yes. They, however, were assholes in their own unique ways. Yes, the M on their hat had something to do with it, but each brought his own unique sphincter to bear underneath that hat. Harbaugh combines all of their unique asshole ways into one mega-asshole. He is the culmination--nay, the perfection--of the asshole as Michigan coach. All others pale before the Uber M Asshole. This is why I have finally passed over to the dark side. Big Ten needs be damned, I so want this clown to lose each and every game. I want to revel in every bit of psychotic bullshit that spews out of his rageface after losing to Rutgers. I want to feel the hatred coursing through my veins and embrace the dark side.



I'll still root for them against the cult though.
 
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This is why I have finally passed over to the dark side. Big Ten needs be damned, I so want this clown to lose each and every game. I want to revel in every bit of psychotic bull[Mark May] that spews out of his rageface after losing to Rutgers. I want to feel the hatred coursing through my veins and embrace the dark side.


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The important thing that we must not lose sight of is that Harbaugh is a gigantic, psychotic asshole. He's Lllllloyd's bitter, angry guy combined with DickRod's smarmy, used car salesman combined with Flintstone's self-righteous, pompous "michigan man." These imbeciles have literally combined the worst characteristics of their last three coaches into one fucking guy! If he goes on a drunken rampage in a restaurant,, the cycle shall be complete! A goddamn Grand Slam of assholeitude.

And I'll add one more contrast between Woody and Harbaugh. Even though Woody was never a true professor outside of phys ed, his enthusiasm and competence as an amateur historian and Whitman scholar so impressed professors in the History and English departments that he was often invited to guest lecture classes on military history and Whitman. Contrast that with Harbuagh who, famously, was found too stupid by Bo and his staff as to be allowed to major in History and was shunted off to the Kinesiology Department. That's why Woody was a true thinking man's coach while Harbaugh is a true asshole.

While his personality is as described he does seem to know the game better than those 3.
If not for his caustic personality, he could be in the same league as Dantonio at least. I can understand why scUM is feeling positive. He's hasn't won many(any?) trophies but he's probably the best coach they've had in decades.
 
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Penn State vs UM has quickly become one of my favorite games of the year. It is hilarious watching them both be so awful and one of them ends up losing. It's win win all around.

I thought their 2013 game was awesome. Pounds and pounds of ineptitude on both sides of the ball through 3 overtimes, only to see one of them come out on top. I said last year that the only way it could get better is if both teams play the worst games of their lives, with Michigan barely winning, and Penn State fans getting hosed by a referee late in the game. I was only thinking of legitimate hosiery, but what happened was even better. The referee rightly called James offsides on the onside kick, and the cult still bitches about it. Michigan fans are depressed because they suck. Penn State fans are depressed because they got hosed by the referee.
 
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I thought their 2013 game was awesome. Pounds and pounds of ineptitude on both sides of the ball through 3 overtimes, only to see one of them come out on top. I said last year that the only way it could get better is if both teams play the worst games of their lives, with Michigan barely winning, and Penn State fans getting hosed by a referee late in the game. I was only thinking of legitimate hosiery, but what happened was even better. The referee rightly called James offsides on the onside kick, and the cult still bitches about it. Michigan fans are depressed because they suck. Penn State fans are depressed because they got hosed by the referee.
That game was the most hysterically bad football game I have ever watched.
Between scUM's fat rapist kicker missing potential game winners, and the Pedsters turning it over time after time, I was literally on the floor laughing! My stomach hurt the next day! I remember the game conversation here on BP during that game was some of the funniest shit I've ever read here on the site!
 
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I thought their 2013 game was awesome. Pounds and pounds of ineptitude on both sides of the ball through 3 overtimes, only to see one of them come out on top. I said last year that the only way it could get better is if both teams play the worst games of their lives, with Michigan barely winning, and Penn State fans getting hosed by a referee late in the game. I was only thinking of legitimate hosiery, but what happened was even better. The referee rightly called James offsides on the onside kick, and the cult still bitches about it. Michigan fans are depressed because they suck. Penn State fans are depressed because they got hosed by the referee.

Um Penn State always gets hosed by a referee late in the game. There's evidents of a conspiracy.
 
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