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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

for maximum viral meme capacity, i thought i'd clean it up a bit...

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I'm calling it right now. In 25 years or so, he'll be coaching scUM and the DFBIA will proclaim that he will resurrect that program from the ashes. He fits right in with their whiny, pompous asshole fans.
 
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I really didn't care much about the all-time series lead by scUM. However, my viewpoint on this topic has changed in the last few years and I want any sense of advantage that scUM has on the Buckeyes erased. Fuck them. I hope the Bucks hang 80 on them.

It's the last thing they have

I want to see it taken from them
 
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I really didn't care much about the all-time series lead by scUM. However, my viewpoint on this topic has changed in the last few years and I want any sense of advantage that scUM has on the Buckeyes erased. Fuck them. I hope the Bucks hang 80 on them.

87. It's 80-0 and the Buckeyes are kneeling on the scUM 2 yard line to run out the clock when a scUM LB jumps over the line and cheap shots our 4th string QB. Since the game can't end on a defensive penalty, Meyer decides to put Harbaugh in the record books for all time and does the jump pass. The extra point breaks the record for worst loss in the series, and Harbaugh takes a futile swing at Meyer after the game and is forced to resign.
 
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87. It's 80-0 and the Buckeyes are kneeling on the scUM to run out the clock when a scUM LB jumps over the line and cheap shots our 4th string QB. Since the game can't end on a defensive penalty, Meyer decides to put Harbaugh in the record books for all time and does the jump pass. The extra point breaks the record for worst loss in the series, and Harbaugh takes a futile swing at Meyer after the game. Despite the fact that Meyer breaks his nose and sends him to the hospital in return, Harbaugh is forced to resign.
FIFY
 
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The best part, once Harbrau takes his crazy ass out of town...who's left? Harbrau was THE homerun. He was THE guy that was gonna turn around a program that had fallen off the national radar. He was it.

If he couldn't do it,.who the hell can? Gotta be a terrifying thought for those treacherous bastards.
Questions: If he chooses to leave, does he have to give money back to Michigan? If they fire him, how much is his buy out? The answer could be important in deciding on a replacement as a little bird tells me that the Ath Dept is running a lot of red ink right now. Anyone have some answers?
 
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Questions: If he chooses to leave, does he have to give money back to Michigan? If they fire him, how much is his buy out? The answer could be important in deciding on a replacement as a little bird tells me that the Ath Dept is running a lot of red ink right now. Anyone have some answers?

Without getting into the math of it all... the cost of firing Harbaugh comes out to roughly 10 alternate Jumpman uniforms per year.
 
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Questions: If he chooses to leave, does he have to give money back to Michigan? If they fire him, how much is his buy out? The answer could be important in deciding on a replacement as a little bird tells me that the Ath Dept is running a lot of red ink right now. Anyone have some answers?

Why would he chose to leave? What NFL owner is stupid enough to pay him 8-10 million a year to entice him to leave?

See this link, it even has a copy of his contract:
Harbaugh contract: Salary, buyout details revealed

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/c...harbaugh-contract-michigan-football/22227589/
 
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