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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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So, to review...Simple Jim nearly gets fired in 2020 after years of underperformance. He implements the most egregious on field cheating system in the history of CFB and is loaned some solid assistant coaches by his brother. ALL OF A SUDDEN he starts winning.

In the NFL, there's already in-helmet communication so his cheating won't work. Anybody think his brother is going to continue to float him life vests now that he's back in the NFL and the same conference?

When he took the SF job, he walked into a pretty young, very talented roster. SD has issues all over their roster, including age at key positions.

This isn't going to go as well as they're hoping.
 
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NFBuck said:
So, to review...Simple Jim nearly gets fired in 2020 after years of underperformance. He implements the most egregious on field cheating system in the history of CFB and is loaned some solid assistant coaches by his brother. ALL OF A SUDDEN he starts winning.

In the NFL, there's already in-helmet communication so his cheating won't work. Anybody think his brother is going to continue to float him life vests now that he's back in the NFL and the same conference?

When he took the SF job, he walked into a pretty young, very talented roster. SD has issues all over their roster, including age at key positions.

This isn't going to go as well as they're hoping.
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Should be able to hack into the other team’s helmet communication. Just saying - he’s got a tried and true winning methodology. Why mess with it?
 
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CMic said:
Should be able to hack into the other team’s helmet communication. Just saying - he’s got a tried and true winning methodology. Why mess with it?
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Even easier to get away with. Don't need seats at games or a guy on the sideline.
Just a dude in a janitors closet with radio equipment, listening to one radio and transmitting to the booth and/or helmet.
And we already know he has a guy willing to sit in that closet and do it again.
 
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3074326 said:
I love that Jim compared leaving Michigan to Shawshank Redemption - a movie about being wronged and breaking out of prison to enjoy freedom. Nobody had it better than them (apparently).
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He had to escape through 5 football fields of shit to escape. Seems apropos. 0-5. Cheats through the wall with his small stones in his pants. Puts up a big poster to pretend he likes y'all. Avoids getting thrown off the roof by being clever. And wins the last few by cheating. And then, he's gone.
 
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TDunk said:
He had to escape through 5 football fields of shit to escape. Seems apropos. 0-5. Cheats through the wall with his small stones in his pants. Puts up a big poster to pretend he likes y'all. Avoids getting thrown off the roof by being clever. And wins the last few by cheating. And then, he's gone.
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Steals a bunch of money at the end that should never have been his
 
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Thump said:
deadspin.com

Jim Harbaugh plans to live in an RV while coaching the Chargers

Los Angeles' new hire wants to camp out near Disneyland rather than buy a home
deadspin.com deadspin.com
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OK, Los Angeles, your task is clear.

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