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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Richard M Nixon;1669355; said:
Watch your mouth, there are ladies and Monica Lewinsky present!
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Freie ?lwechsel mit dem Kauf von einem slurpy.

ThomasJefferson;1669362; said:
What ladies? It's just dudes and Lewinsky in here... and she's going end up a pin cushion.....
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Spoken like one with many progeny across the spectrum.

Chester Arthur;1669372; said:
Good times....

But, alas, I've decided that two dicks in one room is one dick too many. My double teaming days are over...

Speaking of cheese, though.... I could use some cheesy fries.
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Just in case you need one of these:

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I would like to thank all of you for the warm birthday wishes as I turned 138 years old today. Unfortunately, I can't thank any of you worthless bastards since none of you sent me any such wishes.

Thankfully, Coca Cola is still kicking it in my day.
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1726417; said:
I would like to thank all of you for the warm birthday wishes as I turned 138 years old today. Unfortunately, I can't thank any of you worthless bastards since none of you sent me any such wishes.

Thankfully, Coca Cola is still kicking it in my day.
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Okay, okay, we get it.

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Calvin Coolidge;1731663; said:
This from a man who never was President, crashing the former President's thread? One of us belongs here, Sam, and it's not you.
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Deep down in your heart you know I belong here. You know I won the election. You know the electoral college was fixed against me. You know the Radical Republicans preverted our republic.

I may have never held the title, but I am more presidential and deserving than many--including you prior to 1925.
 
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I think the term in that case is actually carpet muncher, Aaron.

Regardless, as the hours count down to our big day tomorrow I suspect the party has already begun over at Chet's place. No doubt Jefferson is knee deep in slave girls whilst I sit here watching dear Gracie knit me another sweater.

It seems my "Silent Cal" reputation has cost me a good time, yet again. Perhaps I should call the DEA and tip them off?
 
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Am I too late for the party? The Shermanator and I were doing coke off a couple of whores and lost track of time. I tell you there are few things better than smoking a cheap cigar that has violated an even cheaper coked out whore. It just enhances the flavor.
If anyone gets our hotel room don't worry about the smell and whatever you do don't look under the mattress. Where the hell is Clinton with my shine!
 
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Ulysses S Grant;1877980; said:
Am I too late for the party? The Shermanator and I were doing coke off a couple of whores and lost track of time. I tell you there are few things better than smoking a cheap cigar that has violated an even cheaper coked out whore. It just enhances the flavor.
If anyone gets our hotel room don't worry about the smell and whatever you do don't look under the mattress. Where the hell is Clinton with my shine!
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:drunks:

Where the hell am I, US?!

Got damn the spiders in my skin itch!!1!1
 
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