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WR Braxton Miller (B1G POY, National Champion)

Speaking as someone that tries to eat clean and done a few rounds of P90x; if I baby-oil myself all up, hold my breath, suck in my gut, and flex, I'm a solid 8%.

If I could just shave off that last 1% between my bitch-tits and my lats, and the fold of belly that hangs over the front of my underwear, I'd be golden.

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All jokes aside, the only way to get rid of that excess skin is to cut it off. Dude looks funny, but that's because he's a former doughboy.
 
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This shoulder injury is starting to concern me. Meyer definitely didn't sound like he thought Braxton was 100% in his press conference today. In fact he basically flat out said he's not 100%. Do not like.
Eh I'm not worried yet. I mean yes, there is a chance that his jump in improvement between last year and this year could have been limited due to missing the spring, and limited in the summer and beginning of the fall but the quote you're referencing is a little misleading. Someone asked about if there were a game tomorrow. He's not ready due to conditioning of his arm. But Meyer's been saying that he's on track for 8/30. So I would say if you read between the lines Braxton is 100% healthy....just not for 100% of a game.
 
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