2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

[TooTall]

Oh here is some wikipedia fun

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That's like the French calling WWII a tie because only half the country surrendered.

Not to worry, my man. I fixed it.



Edit: wouldn’t let me “lol” that, so I just deleted it from the file.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

I think it's cute.

Agreed that claiming their half of a division title is cute.

But claiming "unclaimed" national championships is positively alabamian adorable. Let's examine them shall we?

• 1925: Actual Champion - Alabama
• 1926: Actual Champion - Stanford, Alabama
  
• 1964: Actual Champion - Arkansas, Notre Dame, Alabama
  
• 1973: Actual Champion - Notre Dame, Alabama
  
• 1985: Actual Champion - Oklahoma

TSUN claiming unclaimed national championships is adorable. The fact that the king of claiming championships (Alabama) was one of the actually named champions (as recognized by the ncaa) for 4 of those 5 years is hilarious.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well, for what it's worth, I too claim National Championships from 1925, 26, 64 and 73. And yes, I do mean that I claim that I won them. Fight me.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Agreed that claiming their half of a division title is cute.

But claiming "unclaimed" national championships is positively alabamian adorable. Let's examine them shall we?

• 1925: Actual Champion - Alabama
• 1926: Actual Champion - Stanford, Alabama
  
• 1964: Actual Champion - Arkansas, Notre Dame, Alabama
  
• 1973: Actual Champion - Notre Dame, Alabama
  
• 1985: Actual Champion - Oklahoma

TSUN claiming unclaimed national championships is adorable. The fact that the king of claiming championships (Alabama) was one of the actually named champions (as recognized by the ncaa) for 4 of those 5 years is hilarious.

Even two of scUM's "claimed" national titles are bogus:

• 1932: Actual Champion - Southern Cal
• 1947: Actual Champion - Notre Dame

Source: NCAA College Football Championship History

 

[Jake]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Just a feel good laugh on the longest day of the year

ESPN: Michigan's most-hyped recruit since 2007

With regularity, the Wolverines bring in a top ten class every year, and that’s included the No. 1 overall recruit in the country in 2016 defensive end Rashan Gary.

However, when ESPN’s Tom VanHaaren looked back at who was the ‘most-hyped’ recruit that the maize and blue brought in, it wasn’t Gary or five-stars Donovan Peoples-Jones or Daxton Hill. No, it was an exciting player who came in with a new coaching staff, all the way back in 2008.

15. Michigan Wolverines: RB Sam McGuffie
Class of 2008
ESPN ranking: No. 30 running back

 

[NFBuck]

Just a feel good laugh on the longest day of the year

ESPN: Michigan's most-hyped recruit since 2007

With regularity, the Wolverines bring in a top ten class every year, and that’s included the No. 1 overall recruit in the country in 2016 defensive end Rashan Gary.

However, when ESPN’s Tom VanHaaren looked back at who was the ‘most-hyped’ recruit that the maize and blue brought in, it wasn’t Gary or five-stars Donovan Peoples-Jones or Daxton Hill. No, it was an exciting player who came in with a new coaching staff, all the way back in 2008.

15. Michigan Wolverines: RB Sam McGuffie
Class of 2008
ESPN ranking: No. 30 running back

Obligatory...



SPITLER'D

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Oh....

Goodness

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh....

Goodness

You can only hope he's alright

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You can only hope he's alright

Frankly, I didnt much give a fuck if he was alright, but, in fairness, Nessler had to be diplomatic while calling the game, I guess

 

[Jaxbuck]

Frankly, I didnt much give a fuck if he was alright, but, in fairness, Nessler had to be diplomatic while calling the game, I guess

Nessler was genuinely disturbed by the violence he just witnessed.

It's been said on here many times but it was like he just saw a baby get punched in the face. He was mortified.

EDIT

which, of course, makes it ten times funnier

 

[muffler dragon]

Still don't know how he held on to that ball. His arms had to have gone numb immediately.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Still don't know how he held on to that ball. His arms had to have gone numb immediately.

Probably related to the bite reflex Andy Dufresne taught us about

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Oh here is some wikipedia fun

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That's like the French calling WWII a tie because de Gaulle addressed his country from a safe house in England while the entire country was occupied.

Fix’d

 

[sparcboxbuck]

You can only hope he's alright

Also obligatory: