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2022 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, and Feckless Marmots

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Michigan spring game: Position switches, trick plays, and a (surprise) QB shines

Entire article: https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/20...hes-trick-plays-and-a-surprise-qb-shines.html

Summary of their Spring Game:

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Has any team or program gotten higher off their own farts after one game than these chucklefucks have from finally stealing one against the worst defense I've ever seen in scarlet and grey?

2016 Penn State, after a blocked field goal? They lost to Pitt and then *ichigan stole their girlfriends. The win over Ohio State propelled them into a Big Ten championship game, which they won and whined about missing the playoffs. They then lost to USC in the bowl game (probably the Rose Bowl).

2011 *ichigan, against probable the worst Ohio State team this century? They went on to win maybe the worst BCS bowl game ever, against Virginia Tech, in overtime. I think they used that "success" into thinking they could compete with Alabama. They lost to Bama the next year 42-14.

2005 Penn State? This was actually a really good team. They used a great season and got high off a whole season of farts. They didn't belong in the national championship game, but Top 5 is fair. Terrible win in their bowl game, but still Top 5.

Maybe any "awesome" Boise team, especially 2006, can belong on this list.

Not a team, but how about Doug Flutie? 1984 was just before my time of paying attention to football, so I don't know if he used that one moment to win the Heisman, or if he had other shining moments.

Buster Douglas? (I'm not a boxing fan. I just know he won the one fight and then seemed to disappear.)

John Rocker? Ha. Did he even get a chance to get high off his own farts?

Maybe some of those on my list don't count, because you said "one game", and "any team or program".
I think my opinion is that 2016 Penn State is up there with 2021 *ichigan, but I agree that 2021 *ichigan is still on top. I can't think of any other contenders.
 
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Not a team, but how about Doug Flutie? 1984 was just before my time of paying attention to football, so I don't know if he used that one moment to win the Heisman, or if he had other shining moments.

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Ord would certainly make this point if I didn't...

That was definitely a one-moment-Heisman. I saw the moment in real-time, and it was a heck of a moment; but that is not his Heisman.

That is Keith Byars' Heisman and Flutie needs to give it back or spend eternity in kept-a-Heisman-he-didn't-deserve Hell. which is totally real
 
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Ord would certainly make this point if I didn't...

That was definitely a one-moment-Heisman. I saw the moment in real-time, and it was a heck of a moment; but that is not his Heisman.

That is Keith Byars' Heisman and Flutie needs to give it back or spend eternity in kept-a-Heisman-he-didn't-deserve Hell. which is totally real
This.

And this is where my hatred of sports writers/media began. They turned it into something it didn’t have to be.

I still get pissed off when this comes up. Seriously. Motherfuckers.
 
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