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A Bird Just Flew Into My Place

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DaytonBuck, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. DaytonBuck

    DaytonBuck I've always liked them

    holy florking snitz, a bird just flew into my place, what the hell should I do to get it out?
  2. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    Buy a cat.

    Butterfly net.

    Flypaper, lots of flypaper.

    Open windows and yell while waving arms.
  3. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    Oh no! It's gonna crap all over your place!

    Hehe - We had a bird in our house once. My brother approached it very slowly with a sweatshirt and was able to capture it. It made a tasty stew. :wink:
  4. Brutus1

    Brutus1 Don't be penurious, donate to the BP Spring Dr.

    Open the door and use a broom to guide him out the door, unless it's a woodpecker, then just blast him with a tennis racket.
  5. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    You're gonna need some of this....

  6. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Make a worm trail out the door.
  7. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    No, you'll have to become its surrogate mom. Eat a big meal, and then throw up in a trail leading back out the door.
  8. DaytonBuck

    DaytonBuck I've always liked them

    well, I can assure you this type of situation isn't nearly as comical as Hollywood would have lead me to believe. My one roomate chased it out with a mop after we chased it around the apartment. My ghetto roomate wanted to shoot it. The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza. Thankfully, the leafy green substance on the coffee table came out unscathed. I think a lawsuit against the bird may be in order.
  9. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    just open up the door and let it fly out. trailors arent that big and he will get bored in there eventually.

  10. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  11. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member


  12. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    :rofl: :lol: :rofl: I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!
    bird poop remover...
    But I think the winner is:
    :rofl: Thanks guys... I needed that!
  13. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    Thanks for sarting my day off with a laugh!!!

    That should help you deal with this problem.... just make sure you clean up and then partake. :)
  14. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.

    Um...oregano? :wink2:
  15. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    [​IMG]This should do nicely.....................

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