A Bird Just Flew Into My Place

[DaytonBuck]

holy florking snitz, a bird just flew into my place, what the hell should I do to get it out?

 

[kinch]

Buy a cat.

Butterfly net.

Flypaper, lots of flypaper.

Open windows and yell while waving arms.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Oh no! It's gonna crap all over your place!

Hehe - We had a bird in our house once. My brother approached it very slowly with a sweatshirt and was able to capture it. It made a tasty stew.

 

[Brutus1]

Open the door and use a broom to guide him out the door, unless it's a woodpecker, then just blast him with a tennis racket.
:osu:

 

[DEBuckeye]

You're gonna need some of this....

 

[Thump]

Make a worm trail out the door.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

No, you'll have to become its surrogate mom. Eat a big meal, and then throw up in a trail leading back out the door.

 

[DaytonBuck]

well, I can assure you this type of situation isn't nearly as comical as Hollywood would have lead me to believe. My one roomate chased it out with a mop after we chased it around the apartment. My ghetto roomate wanted to shoot it. The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza. Thankfully, the leafy green substance on the coffee table came out unscathed. I think a lawsuit against the bird may be in order.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

just open up the door and let it fly out. trailors arent that big and he will get bored in there eventually.

j/k

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza.

 

[sears3820]

just open up the door and let it fly out. trailors arent that big and he will get bored in there eventually.

Excellent.

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!

Flypaper, lots of flypaper.

bird poop remover...

Make a worm trail out the door.

My ghetto roomate wanted to shoot it. The bastard took out our Inflatible Budweiser Blimp in the living room and crapped on a leftover pizza.

But I think the winner is:

No, you'll have to become its surrogate mom. Eat a big meal, and then throw up in a trail leading back out the door.

Thanks guys... I needed that!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I can assure you this type of situation isn't nearly as comical as Hollywood would have lead me to believe

Thanks for sarting my day off with a laugh!!!

the leafy green substance on the coffee table came out unscathed

That should help you deal with this problem.... just make sure you clean up and then partake. :)

 

[IronBuckI]

the leafy green substance on the coffee table came out unscathed.

Um...oregano?

 

[stxbuck]

This should do nicely.....................