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Age defying anus

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Saw31, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. Saw31

    Saw31 High Seas Rogue

    This is the next big thing from what I was told by one of my lady friends...Once you've got the fake hair color, fake tits, fake lips (facial and genital), and starved yourself to death...well, what's left you ask? "Anal Bleaching" of course, for that age defying, purty pucker...:p

    I guess this kind of stuff should stop shocking me at some point, but I guess some women's vanity knows no bounds...

    "Your asshole looks so young, honey. It's like you've never even taken a shit."

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  2. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Porn star Tabitha Stevens had this done about a year or two ago. Heard her talking about it on the Stern show.
     
  3. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    I've always used baking soda and a stiff brush. To each their own, I guess...

    :p
     
  4. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    No wonder your fridge smells so shitty.
     
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  5. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Time to wipe the Diet Pepsi off the mointor...
     
  6. Steve19

    Steve19 Watching. Always watching. Staff Member

    I'll tell you what is really funny. The key ingredient in that product was used in skin lightening creams by black South Africans about three decades ago. Used for a while and it caused the skin to go black. This is especially true in women using birth control pills.

    "Hey Doris, did you sit on your fountain pen?":biggrin:
     
  7. Taosman

    Taosman Flatten the Curve

    Porn star Tabitha Stevens had this done about a year or two ago. Heard her talking about it on the Stern show.
    What............no pictures?:tongue2:
     
  8. Taosman

    Taosman Flatten the Curve

    Tabitha Stevens (born Kelly Garrett, February 16, 1970 in Long Island, New York) is an American porn star.
    Stevens was active in the porn industry for ten years, appearing in more than two hundred adult films, but is probably best known for her appearances on the Howard Stern Show, and her openness about her numerous plastic surgeries. On her website she describes herself as a "plastic surgery junkie" and provides a list of the fifteen procedures she has undergone.[1] She also appeared on the television show, Dr. 90210 showcasing her cheek implant surgery. Her procedures have included the rarely publicized practice of anal bleaching.
    On March 13, 2006, Stevens appeared on the Howard Stern Show promoting her first non-porno movie The Shaman.[2] Howard said it might be the worst movie ever made. It was partially improvised and featured High Pitch Eric in troll makeup. Originally, Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk was offered the part, which included a defecation scene that appears to have been written out or removed since that time. [3]
    On April 25, 2006, Stevens called the Stern Show to reveal that Stern's harsh opinion of the film, in part, caused her to retreat to rural Utah, where she has debated becoming an alpaca farmer.
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    Alpaca farmer? I went looking for a "good" picture, but could not find one!
     
  9. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

  10. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    use an SOS pad.... less scrubbing.
     
  11. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    So we are discussing old assholes and BB73's name has not been mentioned??

    Strange.
     
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  12. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    I tell ya, there's nothing worse than watching a porno where you can tell the girl has been fucked in the ass 8 million times. I would guess that most guys would would prefer that the asshole look tight and virgin.
     
  13. SparkyOSU

    SparkyOSU ...????

    Why? why why why? Why would anyone apply any chemical to what could be the most sensitive part of your body?
     
  14. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Care to share how you know that?
     
  15. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    his gerbil told him.
     

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