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Age defying anus

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This is the next big thing from what I was told by one of my lady friends...Once you've got the fake hair color, fake tits, fake lips (facial and genital), and starved yourself to death...well, what's left you ask? "Anal Bleaching" of course, for that age defying, purty pucker...:p

I guess this kind of stuff should stop shocking me at some point, but I guess some women's vanity knows no bounds...

"Your asshole looks so young, honey. It's like you've never even taken a shit."

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Apparently, anal bleaching is the new brazilian waxing. For years, rumors persisted that stars were bleaching their back door to look younger....everywhere. Most people, including us, figured it was an urban myth. Then an episode of Doctor 90210 aired where an adult movie starlet came to the doctor's office and exclaimed "I'm here for the anal bleaching." This touched off a search on our part.

We looked high and low to find the right product to use to bleach the skin around your anus. I know this sounds completely outrageous and even perverted, but it is our job. Afterall, the purpose of ShopInPrivate.com is to prevent you from having to ask your pharmacist an embarrassing question.

Anyway, here is the product that you should try if you want to keep your bum-hole looking younger. It is a 2% hydroquinone formula that is gentle enough for most people to use in sensitive areas.

Note: If you are irritated by this product discontinue use immediately. Also, do not use this skin lightening product on broken or irritated skin.

Here is why the product photo is pixelated: First, we don't think the manufacturer of this item would like us telling everyone that it is great for bleaching your butt. Second, the product suggests that it can be used on your "full face, neck, chest, arms, hands, shoulders, legs, body, and feet." It does not specifically say "anus".

Thanks for visiting and for looking around. The team here at ShopInPrivate.com hopes we answered one of your most embarrassing questions.

This skin bleaching cream is 2.5 oz. (70 grams).


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I'll tell you what is really funny. The key ingredient in that product was used in skin lightening creams by black South Africans about three decades ago. Used for a while and it caused the skin to go black. This is especially true in women using birth control pills.

"Hey Doris, did you sit on your fountain pen?":biggrin:
 
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Tabitha Stevens (born Kelly Garrett, February 16, 1970 in Long Island, New York) is an American porn star.
Stevens was active in the porn industry for ten years, appearing in more than two hundred adult films, but is probably best known for her appearances on the Howard Stern Show, and her openness about her numerous plastic surgeries. On her website she describes herself as a "plastic surgery junkie" and provides a list of the fifteen procedures she has undergone.[1] She also appeared on the television show, Dr. 90210 showcasing her cheek implant surgery. Her procedures have included the rarely publicized practice of anal bleaching.
On March 13, 2006, Stevens appeared on the Howard Stern Show promoting her first non-porno movie The Shaman.[2] Howard said it might be the worst movie ever made. It was partially improvised and featured High Pitch Eric in troll makeup. Originally, Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk was offered the part, which included a defecation scene that appears to have been written out or removed since that time. [3]
On April 25, 2006, Stevens called the Stern Show to reveal that Stern's harsh opinion of the film, in part, caused her to retreat to rural Utah, where she has debated becoming an alpaca farmer.
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Alpaca farmer? I went looking for a "good" picture, but could not find one!
 
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I tell ya, there's nothing worse than watching a porno where you can tell the girl has been fucked in the ass 8 million times. I would guess that most guys would would prefer that the asshole look tight and virgin.
 
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